Long Widget Poems

How I Got Richer and What I Did Next



I struck a sly deal with some Wall Street investors.
I shorted 'em stocks that didn't exist!
But they got me back (those post-empty-nesters)
by making fake deals I couldn't...

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I met with some bankers in fine textured suits.
I struck a deal quick. (I had such a knack.)
I offered rare cacti and tropical fruits – 
a cure-all for things that ail your back.

I served 'em...

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Bounteous mass media mechanizations...
generate fixation spurring sexual exploitation
evidenced courtesy adulation
particularly regarding young females,
whose seductive poses 
linkedin selling (hard) wares
versus advertising males sporting, harkening,
approximating Adonis with remarkable beauty. 

Western civilization commercialization,
commodification, communication 
methodologies adrip with deification,...

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How small we were sitting in the backseat of that mammoth car. We were dwarfed on the giant sofa-like bench waiting like a great amusement ride about to start. While we waited we explored our...

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A simple god so slender and symbolic
having a one way onslaught in his approach
and toiling with the master-class of the game
to revolutionize an entire country away from his.
He bastardized his inheritance of stiffness and a...

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Pennilessness shadows black
unemployment endless track
rails tie-er less lee when dumbly staring
overdrawn account issues 
   another clattering smack.

Income pleat undergraduate degree
contributed to the role of a sporadic employee
time to acquire handy dandy blues clues...

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We have a history and we have a reality.
So far, the twain has not met.
Aliens as creatures of Mythology,
We watch and chuckle as explanations beset.
What is the truth?  Unravel the mystery
. 
Conquering primordial Irish...

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They named me Widget the little furry one,
rolling on grass to attract pretty butterflies;
I must keep away from bees and play alone...
many kittens have a fur whiter than clouds.

Rolling on grass to attract pretty butterflies,
they...

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..... cus i aint got no mother plucking rap skills mucker,
I'm a poet shall I show it
rhyme the line combine and row it,
I'm a sick ink flicker
tips fidget like a widget 
I'm a little bit...

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A fidget of a widget, is fidgeting again
A feisty little midget, is what she’s always been
Her given name is Gidget, a girl with a giggle
The very same as Bridget, a whirl in a wiggle

If Gidget...

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What is this atrocity,
What is this uniquely unparalleled monstrosity,
What is this element with undefined velocity,
What is this singular, peerless challenger of viscosity!


What is this implement: almost an oddity,
What is this matter, a goofy comedy?
What is...

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I've been looking around all day,
For my widget I'd put away,
Somehow don't remember where,
And this torment I'd like to share,

Has anyone seen my widget?
Stolen by some evil midget?
Can you hear it's timer ticking?
Or smell it's...

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I own a shop within my mind
That sells spare parts when I'm so inclined
My rational like a junkyard heap
Of twisted thoughts I cannot weep

A quick fix for a festered soul
I've a plastic widget made of...

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I got myself a secret..

SHHH! 

I got me a secret, 
My phone is full of widget,
One of my widgets is a secret...

A safe for all my secrets..
777pass me a biscuit.
No one knows my secrets.

SHHH!

LOL~ ...

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