A Monstrosity Of A Poem

What is this atrocity, What is this uniquely unparalleled monstrosity, What is this element with undefined velocity, What is this singular, peerless challenger of viscosity! What is this implement: almost an oddity, What is this matter, a goofy comedy? What is this contraption; is it a commodity? What is this apparatus - is it for cosmology? Why, this foolish widget is a philosophy, Though it is nothing more than a frivolity. Why this subject is a gossipy, That is an answer... just in paucity! Why this entity is... just a curiosity. That this item exists; there should be a policy!