Searching For My Widget

I've been looking around all day, For my widget I'd put away, Somehow don't remember where, And this torment I'd like to share, Has anyone seen my widget? Stolen by some evil midget? Can you hear it's timer ticking? Or smell it's odor sickening? Do you think it ran off on its own, And on a widget airline flown, To Widgetsville, USA, To start a brand new way... Aaww, shoot, I guess I'll need to buy another, And swear upon my mother, The next widget will be well tied down, So I don't have to frown.. When another widget escapes from me, To bring me more widget-agony.