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Experiencing Emerging Adulthood Stage While Inching Toward Being An Old Geezer
Me, an aging baby boomer
long haired pencil necked geek
burning, depleting, using... fossil fuels,
thus a global nonrenewable resource(s)
repentant consumer
admitting heavily trod carbon footprint
additionally deeply enmired
within very late adolescence,

hence I shriek
with utter dismay
starkly aware personal hygiene
suffers direct...

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Categories: whammy, anger, childhood, confusion, father daughter, health, mom,
Form: Free verse



Government Sales Tax Gst
Government Sales Tax GST
Since the introduction of GST, a sales tax newly  introduced back in April 1st last year,
GST or Government Sales Tax has wreaked untold financial miseries all thro the year.
Despite the various...

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Categories: whammy, anniversary, anxiety, betrayal, community, myth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Triple Cast of English Football
Peppie was feeling cool  

Watching the sky blue  

Realizing he was on top  

Above good ole rival Klopp  

When Chelsea arrived  

To the beehive  

With intention  

For a...

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Categories: whammy, england, football, games, london, soccer, sports, word
Form: Rhyme
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A waterwheel, raceway, grinding stones...

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Categories: whammy, adventure, creation, film, horse, music,
Form: Bio
The Rhino and Cougar Conundrum
the rhino & cougar conundrum 

fair enough to say that when
s/he got into it, when she dove 
head-first into the pool of passion with
both eyes closed & arms outstretched,
that there was an inherent excitement
to be...

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Categories: whammy, life,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Fruit Loops
You know we’re very poor, of that we have certainly, never denied.
Then the ‘Obama-I-don’t-Care’ gave us another whammy, Yes, indeed! Oh My!
Now, it’s Peanut butter we will have for supper, and even that we’ll spread...

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Categories: whammy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, parody, political,
Form: Light Verse
Have the Natural Tendency of a Benign Dictator
And yet Affleck’s Bruce Wayne is an arrogant bully whose disturbing sexual comments towards Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman mark him out as a man with a problematic moral compass. And did you swallow the bit...

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Categories: whammy, crazy, universe,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Am Whammy
It was a lovely summer 
the garden was filled with butterflies. 
Whammy the caterpillar was full of joy. 
He climbed the tallest stalk in the flower bed.
 Maybe he could see the beautiful butterflies. 
They...

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Categories: whammy, beauty, fantasy,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member If It Be Your Wish To Educate
In the desert of my compassion
holds two tender seeds growing fervently;
both longing for the blueness of my tears,
which possess a certain kind of purity.

---who's teaching whom
our Tomorrows yet-in-bloom--

Teach me of your ways, Little Ones,
for I...

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Categories: whammy, beauty, humanity, image, innocence, wisdom, prejudice,
Form: Carpe Diem
Premium Member Sweeter Cold Tea
1. Our intentions stay straight
as this well carved acquaintance
gives a lovely and presentable silhouette
agreed terms and policy not rabbit warren
as debit is debit and credit is credit.
But with undefined boundaries
our hearts in a rustproof 
to...

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Categories: whammy, life, longing, lost, lost love, love hurts,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Simple As Double X X
Why are ‘She’s’ the way they have been,
Not only now…but way back when?
To know what she is…and why she’s that way,
We must know from the start on the very first day.

Before the day of her...

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Categories: whammy, identity, irony, women, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Spreading
As I sit here stretching to touch my toes
I’m amazed to see how my body grows
As years pass by my height reduces
No longer producing needed juices!

My body has clumped and can no longer bend
I used...

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Categories: whammy, food, funnybody, food,
Form: Rhyme
Shrapnel of Karma
To the North, South, East, and West...

Geniuses are lost in the jaunty jewels of rakish cads,

The hazard morsel palaver allot odium on idioms...

Rankle virulent mishmash wheeze addle chagrin jives,

Loosing a volley of expletives ordure waft...

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© R.G. Inigo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: whammy, adventure, anniversary, education, children, funny, introspection, time,
Form: Imagism
My Peeps Verse 2
I am sure I missed someone, lol

Sunshine Smile

Smiling
Unique
Norwegian with
Such
Harmony 
In a
New
Exquisite 

Symphony of 
Magic
In poetry with
Love in her
Everlasting poems

Tom

The
One and only
Master Poet 

This is a double Whammy Two Sandra’s

1.
Sandra Weiss

Sandra’s 
Artistic
No how 
Directs her
Real
Abilities 

With
Expressions
In...

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© Bobby May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: whammy, poets,
Form: Acrostic
Where Were You?
Where were you when Farrah and Michael died?

I remembered fighting through traffic and being startled
by the news on the radio,

At first, they reported that Michael was only unconscious
and that Farrah had taken a turn for...

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Categories: whammy, death
Form: Ode
Premium Member A Double Whammy
Timmy developed bad hay-fever
He saw the doctor for some tabs
No medication seem to work for him
He tried everything the pharmacy had

Another problem soon arose 
For all and sundry to see
Each time Timmy sneezed 
He would...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: whammy, funny, humorous, rude, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Smile Is a Frown Upside Down
There was a lady from Miami
Often would give you the whammy
She could read your mind
As you whimpered and whined
As your hands got sweaty and clammy

It leaves a great big hole
After many years of observing
Though I'm...

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Categories: whammy, smile,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Summer Solstice Is Coming
given a double whammy
they wanted to double down
on double talk
   in the 
torrid gust

the summer solstice 
   its sundry insectile eyes
   seething with sultry scorn
in this weather channeled
 ...

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© NJ Tomcatx  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: whammy, dark, earth, humorous, space, summer, surreal, weather,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Daddy Understood Her
Her inner knowing 
kept her apart from the others
not that she was better
but she was hyper vigilant
more aware of their dangers
she sensed their meanness

being an empath 
boded well 
being a healer and an empath
was a...

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Categories: whammy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, family,
Form: Free verse
Rainy Days and Mondays
Like a persistent pest
it is an uninvited guest 
it ousts me from cozy nest
only to snap my sweet rest

My Monday morning alarm
takes a slap on him with no harm
the day stares at my tantrum
after the...

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Categories: whammy, humorous, morning,
Form: Rhyme

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