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A Double Whammy

Timmy developed bad hay-fever He saw the doctor for some tabs No medication seem to work for him He tried everything the pharmacy had Another problem soon arose For all and sundry to see Each time Timmy sneezed He would get a woody His hay-fever now out of control Sneezing constantly His woody was up and down Getting weary as can be His woody stood to attention In the most embarrassing places The town folk were disgusted Disapproval on their faces The doctor rang Timmy to say, Please come and see me We have an amazing new medication From your hay-ever you will be freed A miraculous new antihistamine Timmy was prescribed The outcome he could not believe ‘Miracles do happen’ Jimmy thought No more hay-fever, no longer did he sneeze The other issue was also resolved Such a relief for dear Timmy But now his willy was sound asleep In a coma permanently!!

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Paul Bell

Date: 7/8/2024 2:36:00 PM

Poor Timmy, cured of the hay fever, now the girlfriend has left him due to lack of action. He needs to get back to that doctor fast.

Deb M
Date: 7/8/2024 2:42:00 PM

Viagra perhaps?? Ha

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 6/30/2024 3:31:00 AM

Bad hay fever is quite enough to cope with but thank goodness the doctor gave Timmy medication to cure the Hay fever and for his woody which stood up to attention every time he sneezed - the hay fever was cured but poor Timmy's woody stopped standing to attention, and slipped into a permanent coma. A great really funny poem but not for poor old TIMMY. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Deb M
Date: 7/3/2024 3:23:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer....Debx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/28/2024 3:36:00 PM

Deb, ha ha, a cute and funny one!

Deb M
Date: 7/3/2024 3:22:00 AM

Thanks so much Tania! Debx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 6/27/2024 12:28:00 PM

very funny Deb greatly enjoyed too hugs Shadow

Deb M
Date: 7/3/2024 3:24:00 AM

Thanks so much Shadow! Debx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 6/27/2024 12:18:00 AM

Where can I catch this hay fever? I am willing to move if I have too! LOL

Deb M
Date: 7/3/2024 3:23:00 AM

You make me laugh Arthur! Thanks Debx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 6/26/2024 3:24:00 PM

lol up and down and all around, who knows what grows when meds are involved , !

Deb M
Date: 7/3/2024 3:24:00 AM

Thanks Rose! Debx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 6/26/2024 10:56:00 AM

I enjoyed reading your fun/cute ~ write/story. Way tooooo good. I needed a good laugh. You gave it to me. "Thanks" Have a fun day writing away...............

Deb M
Date: 7/3/2024 3:25:00 AM

So happy to give you a laugh Paula! Thankyou....Debx

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 6/26/2024 7:49:00 AM

Dear Deb! I just read your witty poem several times. It had me laughing so hard! I think that your humor is spot on. Especially the way you tell Timmy's story-just brilliant. Another hilarious gem. Deb, your creativity and wit never fail to brighten my day! - Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel

Deb M
Date: 7/3/2024 3:26:00 AM

Hey Daniel....happy to hear you enjoyed this poem and my humour! Thankyou....Debx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/25/2024 3:23:00 PM

Will he, Will he? Would he? Would he? TBC - BB

Deb M
Date: 6/25/2024 3:29:00 PM

I wasn’t sure if woody was universal or just known in Oz? It seemed the cutest of all words to use….if any word is cute in describing ‘that action’ haha!! Debx

Lin Lane

Date: 6/25/2024 1:19:00 PM

The mind wonders about Timmy's problems. lol You WERE a wee bit naughty... must be that saloon keeping friend of ours rubbing off on you. Loved it!

Deb M
Date: 6/25/2024 3:32:00 PM

Hey Lin…no-one rubbing off on me l have always been a wee bit naughty and a bit of a cheeky trickster l have to admit! Strong inner child l do believe ha!! Thanks my friend….Debx

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 6/25/2024 11:30:00 AM

Not sure he is happy Willy. This is an entertaining poem.

Deb M
Date: 6/25/2024 12:29:00 PM

Thankyou so much Hilda! Just a fun bit of naughtiness! Debx