Adored Lord Broad

Let's applaud our Adored Lord Broad Fame and awards Crossing swords & Bossing visiting hordes Name in the frame On Lords boards Cooing..wasn't it grand Tanned boy with headband Wooing the fanned stand No wonder we're so fond Of this towering..glowering Powering flowering blonde Plumping for knees pumping Hearts a jumping All a flutter Tub thumping Jaffas he's a scrumping Utter bowling nutter Batters in tatters On the ropes Slain with disdain Hopes in vain Dope tropes Broad roared Insane hurricane Yet again That strength of fine Alright divine Line and length Vertiginous delight Prodigious insight Canny..crafty will Log in to his noggin Didactic tactic thrill Found going round Was gravy..on the money Crowned genius genesis Hefty lefty nemesis Davy Warner..his bunny Gladly listened to Hadlee Took note of what The Goat did float Shorten your run son Well must embellish Relish to hone To still cherish..own the throne With Jimmy his friend Found at their home grown ground Got their own eponymous end Game's pantomime dame If everything else fails Wrist twist of the bails Burning beacon flame What a gusto way to go For our dearly loved maestro Bravado even braggadocio Willy Wonka winning ticket Plucky...jammy...lucky Hero cheerio double whammy As Broad encored.. Last ball bowled..got a wicket Last ball faced for 6 did flick it Helluva a way For our stellar fella To say goodbye To Test cricket