Long Wee wee Poems

(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")

It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the bottle of cinnamon whiskey
tantalizingly low, and my feet swelling above...

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Aye, aye! Said the Captain, who spoke on his date, 
He spoke on his date to his very first mate, 
His very first mate, the lady Miss Tate, 
The very first lady to say he...

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Devonshire tea with Peter an' Beryl, beware,
it's no the fact that Peter disnae care.
But 88 years doon the track o' life,
an' 84 years fur Beryl, Peter's carefree wife.

Ma Bonny wife Gillian an' this Auld Yin,
oot...

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The bats in the steeple were feeding on people
By sucking the blood splattered wood
That came from the coffin a vampire dropped off in
When he’d drunk all the blood that he could

Here in my basement, my...

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Jayden Makieh Kelly
    
  As each day and the third month passed by I was still shocked.  But, my love for you was solid, set firmly in place and locked....

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It is the awakening.
After long dreamless sleep,
my mother has lot to explain,
in labor pains, aunt and her,
passing by the dark thick shinny woods,
my time has come to born! ! !
Through endless cycles of night and...

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Ah had a aulder bruther whin ah wis wee,
ah wis five then an' he -wis nine yea see.
A tendid tae follow him aboot,
bit bein' aulder he widnae care a hoot.

Aw jings a remember wan day...

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My Mother
Mary Ann Dow Gardiner

Mary Ann Dow Stuart wis her maiden name,
Noo, she wisnae a Scoatish Lass o' fame.
Born in nineteen hunner an' five on the fifth o' May.
gorgeous she wis' at oany time o'...

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This land belongs to Buhari, 
he has the financial keys to every land here!
You must not urinate here unless you 
are a cow, beware of  military' Dogs, 
they're watching.
You must not answer nature's call...

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Wee, wee rid rid coated thing
tae ma hert sic joy yea bring.
Wae elegance an' tender charm,
ma racin' hert yea sae disarm.

Yea hang there among yer kind,
Bright an' braw but sae refined.
Ma wee rid rid coated...

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Right from before birth,
All men has got the talent of being
A philosopher.
There we where,
Still pondering,
Should we go?
Should we not come?
Before mother
Without our permission
Pushed us out.
Some said we cried tears of joy,
But was it?

As a child,
We...

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When this Darkness Threatens thee,
Rise O’Sons and Daughters of Hong Kong’s Sea,
Claim the Right of 'Free-Speech' said,
Stand affirm, not afraid to Bled,

Spare not the Rod and Spoil this Whore,
Who joins her hands with this Dragon...

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Cresento Canta                               


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A man with a quiet demeanor
was cursed with a miniscule wiener.
He tried lotions and pills
But not one cured his ills.
Now he's a silent nail hole cleaner.

BY DALE GREGORY COZART

His todger though tiny still worked. 
When...

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Pinhead Lizard
Ever since he was a young boy
He played with balls of fire
From church halls to Soho brothels
He must have had them all
Aint seen nothing like this pinhead
In any amusement hall

That deaf, dumb and dumber...

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I am a super duper Gerber Baby
all I love to do is wee- wee
winning all the attention of my mommy
so that all day long, she’ll stay beside me

I love to loudly fart and burp
after taking...

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Piss


I tell missy for class say;
Aunty, i want to go and piss
Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, 
Auty coman get angry and get up and shout
'Class if i hear pim again'

Anty na look at...

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The pigs want a piece of this action
No way are they going to oink this alone
They don't know  how but they're going to make it happen
The only draw back is the lack of thumbs

How...

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Anna and the French Kiss
Spanish Verse



Anna et le BAISER FRANÇAIS
¡¡Ah!! Ooh la-la mi señora
Wee-wee ah,
 niña, ¿dirás nosotros?
 Pez lengua
 Un deseo profundo
 una dicha preferida pegajosa concisa
 Combinando esta lengua luchan lenguas
 Tocando salivate...

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in the dark...
below the huskie wee wee..the doggy wee wee,
use me above the known see the humble 
buckle up to the word of the wise best to reflect on life
sugar cane and spice..

host a canary...

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Ahh!! Ooh la-la me lady, Wee-wee ah, girl shall U say we
Tongue fish
A deep wish 
a favored Bliss clingy concisive 
Combining this tongue wrestle tongues 
Touching salivate Bliss coming sweet succulent lips
Kiss amorous extended love...

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Pictorial evidence of a moon beam dancing dangerously across a road with a stripped sun is only to be depicted by a jury who knows the sanity of true speech. Whereas a gutless cuttlefish could...

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Pictorial evidence of a moon beam dancing dangerously across a road with a stripped sun is only to be depicted by a jury who knows the sanity of true speech. Whereas a gutless cuttlefish could...

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Honey we had some hard times
Baby I mean some lean times
So sugar on this holiday all I can offer you
Is my heart packaged, wrapped and address to you

But Baby
Don't open my heart till Christmas
Don't love...

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I watch fascinated 
at its teetering stance,
bobbing up and down,
picking at small insects
that infest the lonely loch,
that it chooses instead of
upland streams or creeks
or fast-flowing rivers,
or in some lonely lake.
 
Today I sit on a...

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