I Am a Gerber Baby

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Inspired by the previous contest of my dearest sis and only greatest poet and the Gerber Products as well. 

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I am a super duper Gerber Baby all I love to do is wee- wee winning all the attention of my mommy so that all day long, she’ll stay beside me I love to loudly fart and burp after taking my Gerber Baby Foods prepared by dad all my tiny fingers in my mouth as I give them a crunchy baby’s laugh they both run to give me their sweetest kisses and hugs Oh, how I love to wear my soft baby’s diaper I walk around my crib producing sounds, “ mmma pppa brrrr brrrrrr” please bathe me in my lovely little bath tub or wash the smudges of my “ poop” now I feel them on my ass How I love to be an adorable baby no problem yet nor worry all I have to do is drink milk and sleep the whole night or day cuddled in the loving arms of my mommy and daddy In my cozy crib are colorful toys feeling like sitting over the rainbow with so much joy my picture books are scattered all around I pretend to read them smartly as I look at the picture of a clown
Jan. 27, 2012 First Place Contest: Gerber Baby (poem contest) Judged: 2/1/2013 Sponsor: Greatest Poet, Linda/PD First Place Contest: #1 Poem Only Judged: 17/13/13 Sponsor: My dearest Poet sis, Linda

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Date: 7/18/2013 10:27:00 PM
ha, this is very sweet poem fun fun :-). Congratulations, with your awesome once upon a time poet destroyer winning poem HIT. Hugs & Hugs** SKAT
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Date: 7/15/2013 8:50:00 AM
Leonora I remember reading this on. I kew it had to place as a win. A big congrats! Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 7/14/2013 6:12:00 PM
awesome poem. SandyIvy
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Date: 7/14/2013 2:43:00 PM
I remember this hilarious little gem!...LOVE the last line especially...Congratulations my friend - Tim
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Date: 7/14/2013 11:35:00 AM
Big congrats on your win, my friend. Loved always, bl
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Date: 7/14/2013 12:10:00 AM
big congrats to you yet again. I remember this adorable piece.
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Date: 7/13/2013 11:59:00 PM
great write galinta. congrats for the win again
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Date: 7/13/2013 11:39:00 PM
Hello To: The Sweetest, soup poet... how are you my sweet sister Leo.... stopping in with smiles.... :-) :-)... Congratulations, and thank you for taking your time and hooking me up with your awesome OLD # 1 hit... I had a hard time choosing the winners... please enjoy my blog when you have time. Hugs & Hugs.... xox~ LINDA
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Date: 5/25/2013 12:17:00 AM
Did that baby just say the A-word? You should be ashamed!... lol. It's always so much fun to give a baby a voice and personality... "pretend to read it smartly as I look at the picture of a clown"... superb ending, gave me a big grin. OOh to be a baby again, with practically nothing to worry about...
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Date: 3/5/2013 7:41:00 AM
lovely post..made me wish i was a baby.once again : )
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Date: 2/17/2013 8:07:00 AM
Great poem sorry for the late congratulations. Thanks so much for your visits.
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Date: 2/15/2013 7:54:00 PM
!!!
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Date: 2/15/2013 3:38:00 AM
Wow makes me feel like..mmmh...i wanna be a baby again..lol...awesome piece Leonora...humorous too..thanks :-)
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Date: 2/5/2013 9:27:00 AM
wow! Congrats on your win :)
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Date: 2/3/2013 2:39:00 PM
Congrats on your well deserve win Leonora. I enjoyed reading your poem. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 2/3/2013 12:37:00 PM
Big congrats on your first place luv xx
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Date: 2/3/2013 8:28:00 AM
my dear friend Leonora, as I've told you before that this poem of yours is really outstanding and I know that it will win... well here is it now...big big congratulations on win..you deserve it..mwuah!! :) so proud of you too. :) hugs and kisses from me to you!!
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Date: 2/2/2013 4:43:00 PM
Leonora....this is quite funny. Congrats on your win!! How good is the life of a baby??
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Date: 2/2/2013 9:15:00 AM
congrats on a great win Leonora
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Date: 2/1/2013 9:32:00 PM
Leonora, this is a most deserving first place win if I've ever seen one!! Big congrats to you, cutie pie.
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Date: 2/1/2013 7:23:00 PM
a great write Leonara..a perfect one for the topic...congrats..
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Date: 2/1/2013 7:19:00 PM
Hello Leo, my sweet sis-ie pooh...Congratulations on a job well done. Enjoyed the cute and beautiful baby poems. I hope you do not mind that I embraced the amusement of this contest with my 13 year old son. Always and forever ~ LINDA
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Date: 2/1/2013 6:24:00 PM
This is adorable...yep that's a baby for you !! lol Congrats on your win !!
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Date: 2/1/2013 5:39:00 PM
Lol what a busy baby. Well done ....Seren
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Date: 1/30/2013 9:20:00 PM
Hello Leo, stopping by to say hi... and good night. I was closing my contest.. I will post the winners out tomorrow... always... your sis...PD
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