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Inspired by the previous contest of my dearest sis and only greatest poet and the Gerber Products as well. 

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I Am a Gerber Baby

I am a super duper Gerber Baby all I love to do is wee- wee winning all the attention of my mommy so that all day long, she’ll stay beside me I love to loudly fart and burp after taking my Gerber Baby Foods prepared by dad all my tiny fingers in my mouth as I give them a crunchy baby’s laugh they both run to give me their sweetest kisses and hugs Oh, how I love to wear my soft baby’s diaper I walk around my crib producing sounds, “ mmma pppa brrrr brrrrrr” please bathe me in my lovely little bath tub or wash the smudges of my “ poop” now I feel them on my ass How I love to be an adorable baby no problem yet nor worry all I have to do is drink milk and sleep the whole night or day cuddled in the loving arms of my mommy and daddy In my cozy crib are colorful toys feeling like sitting over the rainbow with so much joy my picture books are scattered all around I pretend to read them smartly as I look at the picture of a clown
Jan. 27, 2012 First Place Contest: Gerber Baby (poem contest) Judged: 2/1/2013 Sponsor: Greatest Poet, Linda/PD First Place Contest: #1 Poem Only Judged: 17/13/13 Sponsor: My dearest Poet sis, Linda
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A  Avatar
July 18, 2013 at 10:27 PM
ha, this is very sweet poem fun fun :-). Congratulations, with your awesome once upon a time poet destroyer winning poem HIT. Hugs & Hugs** SKAT
Gildersleeve Avatar
July 15, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Leonora I remember reading this on. I kew it had to place as a win. A big congrats! Warm Smiles, Connie
Ivy D Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 6:12 PM
awesome poem. SandyIvy
Ryerson Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 2:43 PM
I remember this hilarious little gem!...LOVE the last line especially...Congratulations my friend - Tim
Devnath  Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 11:35 AM
Big congrats on your win, my friend. Loved always, bl
Dietrich Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 12:10 AM
big congrats to you yet again. I remember this adorable piece.
Undertaker Avatar
July 13, 2013 at 11:59 PM
great write galinta. congrats for the win again
A   Avatar
July 13, 2013 at 11:39 PM
Hello To: The Sweetest, soup poet... how are you my sweet sister Leo.... stopping in with smiles.... :-) :-)... Congratulations, and thank you for taking your time and hooking me up with your awesome OLD # 1 hit... I had a hard time choosing the winners... please enjoy my blog when you have time. Hugs & Hugs.... xox~ LINDA
Hicks Avatar
May 25, 2013 at 12:17 AM
Did that baby just say the A-word? You should be ashamed!... lol. It's always so much fun to give a baby a voice and personality... "pretend to read it smartly as I look at the picture of a clown"... superb ending, gave me a big grin. OOh to be a baby again, with practically nothing to worry about...
Chircop Avatar
March 5, 2013 at 7:41 AM
lovely post..made me wish i was a baby.once again : )
Lamoureux Avatar
February 17, 2013 at 8:07 AM
Great poem sorry for the late congratulations. Thanks so much for your visits.
Gigno Avatar
February 15, 2013 at 7:54 PM
!!!
Ougo Avatar
February 15, 2013 at 3:38 AM
Wow makes me feel like..mmmh...i wanna be a baby again..lol...awesome piece Leonora...humorous too..thanks :-)
Patrikar Avatar
February 5, 2013 at 9:27 AM
wow! Congrats on your win :)
Gildersleeve Avatar
February 3, 2013 at 2:39 PM
Congrats on your well deserve win Leonora. I enjoyed reading your poem. Warm Smiles, Connie
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 3, 2013 at 12:37 PM
Big congrats on your first place luv xx
Liwayway Avatar
February 3, 2013 at 8:28 AM
my dear friend Leonora, as I've told you before that this poem of yours is really outstanding and I know that it will win... well here is it now...big big congratulations on win..you deserve it..mwuah!! :) so proud of you too. :) hugs and kisses from me to you!!
Thorn Avatar
February 2, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Leonora....this is quite funny. Congrats on your win!! How good is the life of a baby??
May Avatar
February 2, 2013 at 9:15 AM
congrats on a great win Leonora
Dietrich Avatar
February 1, 2013 at 9:32 PM
Leonora, this is a most deserving first place win if I've ever seen one!! Big congrats to you, cutie pie.
Veetil Avatar
February 1, 2013 at 7:23 PM
a great write Leonara..a perfect one for the topic...congrats..
A   Avatar
February 1, 2013 at 7:19 PM
Hello Leo, my sweet sis-ie pooh...Congratulations on a job well done. Enjoyed the cute and beautiful baby poems. I hope you do not mind that I embraced the amusement of this contest with my 13 year old son. Always and forever ~ LINDA
Squyres Avatar
February 1, 2013 at 6:24 PM
This is adorable...yep that's a baby for you !! lol Congrats on your win !!
Roberts Avatar
February 1, 2013 at 5:39 PM
Lol what a busy baby. Well done ....Seren
A   Avatar
January 30, 2013 at 9:20 PM
Hello Leo, stopping by to say hi... and good night. I was closing my contest.. I will post the winners out tomorrow... always... your sis...PD
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