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Pinhead Lizard

Pinhead Lizard
Ever since he was a young boy
He played with balls of fire
From church halls to Soho brothels
He must have had them all
Aint seen nothing like this pinhead
In any amusement hall

That deaf, dumb and dumber kid
Sure plays a mean ol shtick

He weeps at mother Mary’s feet
Becomes part of the molesting dream
Feeling proud at his insulting whit
This Pinhead lizard
Sure is a wee wee twit
The gods looks down in smite and anger

That deaf, dumb and dumber kid
Sure plays a mean mean shtick

He’s a pinhead lizard
Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed
That pinhead lizard sure has a mean twist

How do you think he justifies
God sure hasn’t got a clue
What makes him an evil lizard?
Should have made him into a shoe

Aint got no education
Can’t bear the voices of reason
Don’t see no lights bulbs in that ones head
Makes no sense, but tosses insults like stale bread


He thought he was the charmer
He’s just a pinhead lizard with no crown

Ever since he was young boy
That lizard never grew up
He defames Jesus and preaches
Are all the lizards this lame?
He has his flip flop slippers
No wonder he always falls
Never failing to de-fame

He’s a pinhead lizard
Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed
That pinhead lizard sure has a mean mean twist

Written Sep 14, 2001 Parody on the song Pinball Wizard and a video game at the time!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Dietrich Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 3:58 PM
hahaha, some parts of this I truly LOL'ed!!! What an image, pinhead lizard!
Vaso Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:17 PM
Just parts? Why my dear, I loved the whole damn poem! LOL Hugs
La France Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 10:29 PM
Arthur, and excellent write, I am always looking for another meaning in your poems for some odd reason, enjoyed this very much ~
Vaso Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:16 PM
Well poems are like onions, often with many layers. I hope Christmas was nice for you! Hugs
Allison Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 5:49 PM
What a wonderful parody of the song - who can forget Roger Daltry and the film Tommy - brought back many memories and boy your poem did make me laugh :-) hugs jan 7 and faves xx
Allison Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:17 PM
Oh yes I'm a believer Arthur! Hugs Jan xx
Vaso Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:14 PM
Well who said there isnt a Santa, Merry Christmas Jan!
Jones Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 5:26 PM
That Boy hasen't any brains-his mind dosen't fit-can anything make him quit-I don't know-where did he leave it-dosen't really care, such a pinhead lizard- can't get a clue! by the way Arthur, loved that :-)
Vaso Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:13 PM
LOL Thanks Billy, hope you had a great Christmas day!
Lariviere Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 2:58 PM
très très drôle, fantastique mon ami joyeux Noël
Vaso Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:13 PM
moi aussi, ops toi aussi!
Rogers Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 2:40 PM
I love Elton John and The Who, great parody...Best wishes Arthur x
Vaso Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:11 PM
Thank you Samantha sweety!
Severo Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 1:54 PM
I love those oldie songs, funny parody xoxoxo
Vaso Avatar
December 25, 2015 at 6:11 PM
Thank you kindly Aurore, Merry Christmas!
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