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Pinhead Lizard Ever since he was a young boy He played with balls of fire From church halls to Soho brothels He must have had them all Aint seen nothing like this pinhead In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and dumber kid Sure plays a mean ol shtick He weeps at mother Mary’s feet Becomes part of the molesting dream Feeling proud at his insulting whit This Pinhead lizard Sure is a wee wee twit The gods looks down in smite and anger That deaf, dumb and dumber kid Sure plays a mean mean shtick He’s a pinhead lizard Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed That pinhead lizard sure has a mean twist How do you think he justifies God sure hasn’t got a clue What makes him an evil lizard? Should have made him into a shoe Aint got no education Can’t bear the voices of reason Don’t see no lights bulbs in that ones head Makes no sense, but tosses insults like stale bread He thought he was the charmer He’s just a pinhead lizard with no crown Ever since he was young boy That lizard never grew up He defames Jesus and preaches Are all the lizards this lame? He has his flip flop slippers No wonder he always falls Never failing to de-fame He’s a pinhead lizard Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed That pinhead lizard sure has a mean mean twist Written Sep 14, 2001 Parody on the song Pinball Wizard and a video game at the time!

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Date: 12/25/2015 3:58:00 PM
hahaha, some parts of this I truly LOL'ed!!! What an image, pinhead lizard!
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:17:00 PM
Just parts? Why my dear, I loved the whole damn poem! LOL Hugs
Date: 12/24/2015 12:59:00 PM
I laughed the whole time I was reading it, Arthur. I'd say you got the description just right.
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:16:00 PM
Why thank you, Hugs
Date: 12/23/2015 10:29:00 PM
Arthur, and excellent write, I am always looking for another meaning in your poems for some odd reason, enjoyed this very much ~
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:16:00 PM
Well poems are like onions, often with many layers. I hope Christmas was nice for you! Hugs
Date: 12/23/2015 5:49:00 PM
What a wonderful parody of the song - who can forget Roger Daltry and the film Tommy - brought back many memories and boy your poem did make me laugh :-) hugs jan 7 and faves xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2015 6:17:00 PM
Oh yes I'm a believer Arthur! Hugs Jan xx
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:14:00 PM
Well who said there isnt a Santa, Merry Christmas Jan!
Date: 12/23/2015 5:26:00 PM
That Boy hasen't any brains-his mind dosen't fit-can anything make him quit-I don't know-where did he leave it-dosen't really care, such a pinhead lizard- can't get a clue! by the way Arthur, loved that :-)
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:13:00 PM
LOL Thanks Billy, hope you had a great Christmas day!
Date: 12/23/2015 2:58:00 PM
très très drôle, fantastique mon ami joyeux Noël
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:13:00 PM
moi aussi, ops toi aussi!
Date: 12/23/2015 2:40:00 PM
I love Elton John and The Who, great parody...Best wishes Arthur x
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:11:00 PM
Thank you Samantha sweety!
Date: 12/23/2015 1:54:00 PM
I love those oldie songs, funny parody xoxoxo
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:11:00 PM
Thank you kindly Aurore, Merry Christmas!

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