Pinhead Lizard

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Pinhead Lizard
Ever since he was a young boy
He played with balls of fire
From church halls to Soho brothels
He must have had them all
Aint seen nothing like this pinhead
In any amusement hall

That deaf, dumb and dumber kid
Sure plays a mean ol shtick

He weeps at mother Mary’s feet
Becomes part of the molesting dream
Feeling proud at his insulting whit
This Pinhead lizard
Sure is a wee wee twit
The gods looks down in smite and anger

That deaf, dumb and dumber kid
Sure plays a mean mean shtick

He’s a pinhead lizard
Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed
That pinhead lizard sure has a mean twist

How do you think he justifies
God sure hasn’t got a clue
What makes him an evil lizard?
Should have made him into a shoe

Aint got no education
Can’t bear the voices of reason
Don’t see no lights bulbs in that ones head
Makes no sense, but tosses insults like stale bread


He thought he was the charmer
He’s just a pinhead lizard with no crown

Ever since he was young boy
That lizard never grew up
He defames Jesus and preaches
Are all the lizards this lame?
He has his flip flop slippers
No wonder he always falls
Never failing to de-fame

He’s a pinhead lizard
Maybe he’s drunk and very pissed
That pinhead lizard sure has a mean mean twist

Written Sep 14, 2001 Parody on the song Pinball Wizard and a video game at the time!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 12/25/2015 3:58:00 PM
hahaha, some parts of this I truly LOL'ed!!! What an image, pinhead lizard!
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:17:00 PM
Just parts? Why my dear, I loved the whole damn poem! LOL Hugs
Date: 12/23/2015 10:29:00 PM
Arthur, and excellent write, I am always looking for another meaning in your poems for some odd reason, enjoyed this very much ~
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:16:00 PM
Well poems are like onions, often with many layers. I hope Christmas was nice for you! Hugs
Date: 12/23/2015 5:49:00 PM
What a wonderful parody of the song - who can forget Roger Daltry and the film Tommy - brought back many memories and boy your poem did make me laugh :-) hugs jan 7 and faves xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2015 6:17:00 PM
Oh yes I'm a believer Arthur! Hugs Jan xx
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:14:00 PM
Well who said there isnt a Santa, Merry Christmas Jan!
Date: 12/23/2015 5:26:00 PM
That Boy hasen't any brains-his mind dosen't fit-can anything make him quit-I don't know-where did he leave it-dosen't really care, such a pinhead lizard- can't get a clue! by the way Arthur, loved that :-)
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:13:00 PM
LOL Thanks Billy, hope you had a great Christmas day!
Date: 12/23/2015 2:58:00 PM
très très drôle, fantastique mon ami joyeux Noël
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:13:00 PM
moi aussi, ops toi aussi!
Date: 12/23/2015 2:40:00 PM
I love Elton John and The Who, great parody...Best wishes Arthur x
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:11:00 PM
Thank you Samantha sweety!
Date: 12/23/2015 1:54:00 PM
I love those oldie songs, funny parody xoxoxo
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 12/25/2015 6:11:00 PM
Thank you kindly Aurore, Merry Christmas!
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