Long Twits Poems
Long Twits Poems. Below are the most popular long Twits by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Twits poems by poem length and keyword.
How Clever You Are Reducing SaucesReducing sauces is a clever act that is not predetermined
Swimming in tepid waters often relieves tensions but a moose with a migraine prefers an ice cold bath. Bathing rituals signify statuses and this is referred...
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Categories:
twits, appreciation,
Form:
I do not know?
Ninety Times a Fish Tail Equals a Spun YarnNine times a fish tail is spun from thin yarn?
Swimming in tepid waters often relieves tensions but a moose with a migraine prefers an ice cold bath. Bathing rituals signify statuses and this is referred...
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Categories:
twits, baby, baseball, beach, beautiful,
Form:
I do not know?
An Ode To the Eagle and the DoveAn Ode to The Eagle & The Dove
As I look in Eagles eyes,
As they scan what lies ahead.
He stands a strong guard,
Knowing others have bled,
Many died, doing this,
This standing the guard
The Dove thinks it’s easy
While...
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Categories:
twits, courage, how i feel, imagery, poetry, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Do We Have Nothing LeftI’m with you,
I’m without when not.
That’s how much you’ve become.
Plastered fabric enmeshed into me.
Like drywall, yet to crack, but firm and white.
Bare bones make us who we are.
I can feel yours now, I think.
The way...
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Categories:
twits, america, happiness, home, husband, introspection, life, love,
Form:
Free verse
Mocking Dance of the DeadWritten: September 19, 2023
Mocking The Dead Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Silent One
"Do not be afraid of death. Death transforms to something wider. Death is...
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Categories:
twits, analogy, bereavement, death, giggle,
Form:
Rhyme
Hotel Encore the End 5 of 11Get up and at ‘em be strong,
feeling I am reborn,
coming back and full on
like an atom bomb!
Expose their corruption
my life saw disruption
I’m putting right the wrong
from where I left off,
unsighted and lost,
but I’ve...
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Categories:
twits, change,
Form:
Rhyme
Do Pets Die Here?I met a little fellow; at the local shelter;
I inquired as to the where-when-and hows;
That were required to adopt him.
Having demonstrated my ability to provide shelter;
And income necessary to feed...
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Categories:
twits, urbanme, food, me,
Form:
Free verse
The Brass Ring, Part IYou hear it on the TV these days,
and sadly in the classroom,
fools running down America,
proclaiming that we deserve doom.
Ignoring that all their rantings
in other lands would get them shot,
so determined to play victim
they’re all forgotten...
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Categories:
twits, america, appreciation, how i feel, meaningful, patriotic,
Form:
Rhyme
Some People Never Learn Slamming the Pathetic Whorelock Part TwoGive up, WHORELOCK, before you fall too far behind.
It is clear that the victory will always be mine!
The way in which you approach "slam" is unlawful.
Your "slams are 'god-like'?!" More like god-aweful!
You keep saying the...
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Categories:
twits, slamme, me,
Form:
I do not know?
What Life Was LikeWhat life was like when you appeared
can be recalled with ease.
Lord God was cool and had a beard.
And birds made love to bees.
When you grew up, no tweets by twits
besmirched the daily news.
There were no...
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Categories:
twits, celebration, change, life,
Form:
Lyric
The King of Kegs
The King of Kegs
He was the town drunk, that
everyone loved.
Didn't care about being arrested
nor his children going food less.
But at the bar, oh such a big hit.
Always knew tons of jokes, he
was the King of...
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Categories:
twits, addiction, hope, motivation,
Form:
Free verse
ParisiansParisians
Paris is often on my mind, she was a pianist in an unfashionable
night-club had a smoky voice- at least 40 a day- she looked like
a night without sex was a paltry end...
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Categories:
twits, absence, age, analogy, anniversary, arabic,
Form:
Bio
Would You Hire Me: a ResumeI am applying for the consultant position
of Office Manager for which I will audition.
I am undeniably qualified to deal with nitwits
and idiots I will immediately classify as 'twits.'
My solution to deal with those people is...
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Categories:
twits, business,
Form:
Rhyme
In the JungleThere’s a forest bizarre neither nearby nor far,
full of sights somewhat scary to spook a soul wary.
The deep, darkened jungle, I think you’ll agree
is never a safe place for you or for me...
The vicious...
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Categories:
twits, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Obfuscation(To be sung to the tune of “Alouette”)
Obfuscation, we like obfuscation
Obfuscation, the game we like to play
When you muddle and confuse, then you simply cannot lose,
Complicate, obfuscate,
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Obfuscation, we like obfuscation
Obfuscation, the...
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Categories:
twits, confusion,
Form:
Lyric
Tribute To a Leader~Tribute to A Leader~
High above Mount Rushmore,
a man with courage flies.
His...
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Categories:
twits, america, appreciation, goodbye, leadership,
Form:
Rhyme
AppleWelcome to the f*** it bucket
With digital pigs
Slopping thru the binary trough
Choking it all down with a cough
Yum yum yum
How boring and glum
Safe and easy to be dumb
Can’t be...
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Categories:
twits, america, humanity, people, social, technology, world,
Form:
Free verse
Cerebral CravingsToo much temptation
Blocking my road to redemption
The devil is good at what he does
Offering a variety of ways
To get your buzz
be it the vein or the liver
satan is one generous giver
the...
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Categories:
twits, addiction, drink, drug, life, people, sick, society,
Form:
Rhyme
A Warning To the Government, RedoneAcross the war torn atrophy,
A decomposing cracked corpse,
Shakes and splits in the sovereignty,
Of the rounded Earth which warps.
Annihilated by the angst of grouped race:
A false duplicitous spell,
Cast by the convention of crooked space,
Filled by the...
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Categories:
twits, america, anger, betrayal, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Twits Terrible Nitwitspast knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits.
townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits.
their name is easy to learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz.
brown...
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Categories:
twits, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Monorhyme
Ballot IiI’m fascinated by the show
I don’t understand it
But, I am entertained
It’s truly a circus to behold
To watch the clueless and the bold
Battle it out in a game of wits
A...
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Categories:
twits, humanity, november, people, political, social, usa, world,
Form:
Free verse
A Gift You Are HoldingWatching t.v. makes me laugh sometimes
The things people said
"What do you expect for $ 26 a month?"
about a house in some countries
- a room actually
Yeah what do you expect?
The way he said it was...
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Categories:
twits, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Preserve the Rights of Everyone ElseJelly bean warships judiciously cheering for the enemy?
The old timers do not understand this unnaturalness.
“It is an inescapable truth today,” Sgt. Mars Bar told them.
“We are all about preserving the rights of everyone else.”
Some tittering...
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Categories:
twits, age, funny, humorous, military, perspective, satire, silly,
Form:
Narrative
Santa Snickers-Nonsense Alley VMerry Wulfman!
Santa Snickers
Jingle Jugs, and
Rudolph's knickers
Happy Crackers
Mistle twits
Porky pudding
Snicklefritz
Frosty gnomes
Disgusting tarts
Home Sweet Cheeks
and Uncle Farts
Happy New Tweets
Merry Tickles
Santa Jack says,
Pass the pickles....
5. Turkey, cake
& Mull Cider
...
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Categories:
twits, fun, silly,
Form:
List
Cosmic ConscienceI became aware of you well over a decade ago.
Every moment of every day I swept you away.
Lo and Behold, I put my own day into dismay.
I ‘m buried in the core of you, and...
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Categories:
twits, allegory, imagination, inspirational, introspection, life, mystery, nostalgia,
Form:
Sonnet