Obfuscation

(To be sung to the tune of “Alouette”) Obfuscation, we like obfuscation Obfuscation, the game we like to play When you muddle and confuse, then you simply cannot lose, Complicate, obfuscate, Oh, oh, oh, oh Obfuscation, we like obfuscation Obfuscation, the game we like to play Use a complicated word every time your voice is heard Dazzle twits with your wits, Oh, oh, oh, oh Obfuscation, we like obfuscation Obfuscation, the game we like to play Seven letters and above are the words the game’s made of Show your knowledge learned in college, Oh, oh, oh, oh Obfuscation, we like obfuscation Obfuscation, the game we like to play If your meaning’s understood, then the words are just no good, Make it sound tres profound, Oh, oh, oh, oh Obfuscation, we like obfuscation Obfuscation, the game we like to play You will sound like such a whiz if your word selection is Unintell - igible, Oh, oh, oh, oh Obfuscation, we like obfuscation Obfuscation, the game we like to play Postulate, exacerbate, extricate, pontificate, Inundate, aggravate, Oh, oh, oh, oh Obfuscation, we like obfuscation Obfuscation, the game we like to play