In the Jungle

There’s a forest bizarre neither nearby nor far, full of sights somewhat scary to spook a soul wary. The deep, darkened jungle, I think you’ll agree is never a safe place for you or for me... The vicious antihistamines attack unwary gabardines, while hungry, snarling mezzanines will slither on the ground. Meanwhile, some frenzied proselytes are hiding from the troglodytes, who, angry from the zwieback bites, are swarming all around! Inside this jungle, quarantines are known to suck on guillotines until stampeding nazarenes charge in and scare them both. The tetanus fights the diocese, as scallions snack on c’est la vies; they all avoid isosceles, who hide in undergrowth. The snarling tracheotomies stalk the nonsequitur and scare defenseless equities that fly from Equador, while swarms of green parentheses infest the feeble pinafore for blood. The buzzing twits and hypocrites gnaw on palaver bones while fat, lethargic amulets are chased by chromosomes. The sleepy, sluggish genuflects had best avoid the palindromes in mud. You may never have heard of a place so absurd, you may opt to believe it a myth. But if ever you visit and wonder, “what is it?” just ask a nearby monolith.