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Santa Snickers-Nonsense Alley V

Merry Wulfman! Santa Snickers Jingle Jugs, and Rudolph's knickers Happy Crackers Mistle twits Porky pudding Snicklefritz Frosty gnomes Disgusting tarts Home Sweet Cheeks and Uncle Farts Happy New Tweets Merry Tickles Santa Jack says, Pass the pickles.... 5. Turkey, cake & Mull Cider Pumpkin pie So open wider (By Edlynn Nau) 6. Got indigestion I feel ill... too much turkey I need a pill! (By Jan Allison) 7. Chocolate truffles a fork or spoon my tummy's swelling I must stop soon (By Tim Smith) 8. Hard rock candy breaks my teeth Someone help me Pwetty Pweeth! (By John Wulf) Please keep adding verses my Happy Soupers!

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Casarah Nance

Date: 11/16/2015 7:57:00 AM

This was very fun, tongue twisting word play and collaboration smiles along the way. Very well done. ;)

Kim Shaw
Date: 11/16/2015 11:07:00 AM

Hi Casarah, thank you for stopping in to read my funny nonsense. I am happy that you noticed the word play! Please feel welcome to leave a verse for me to add :)) Hugs, Kim

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 11/16/2015 7:15:00 AM

Kim, I love this strings of poems bursting with humor and imagery!!!I smiled and enjoyed reading..~Olive ELoisa

Kim Shaw
Date: 11/16/2015 10:34:00 AM

Hello Olivia! I have missed this place :)) Thank you for your very kind comments! I love that you enjoyed reading it. Hugs, Kim

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/15/2015 8:25:00 PM

LOL Loved this

Kim Shaw
Date: 11/16/2015 10:23:00 AM

Thank you for the visit, Arthur! So glad you enjoyed it. ~Kim

Tim Smith

Date: 11/15/2015 9:30:00 AM

Chocolate truffles.....a fork or spoon...my tummy's swelling.... I must stop soon....love it

Kim Shaw
Date: 11/15/2015 9:43:00 AM

Hi Tim, Yummmm....chocolate truffles! Thank you for giving me a chocolate craving, Tim! I'm trying to lose a few before Christmas :))) Seriously, thank you for joining the Santa Snicker's Choo Choo! Hugs, Kim

Jan Allison

Date: 11/15/2015 7:12:00 AM

Got indigestion, I feel ill... too much turkey, I need a pill! made me smile Kimberly:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Shaw
Date: 11/15/2015 9:33:00 AM

Hi Jan, Nonsense is good for the soul! Thank you for your 'tummy turning' submission, haha. Hugs, Kim xx

Edlynn Nau

Date: 11/15/2015 12:08:00 AM

Turky, cake, & Mull Cider, Pumpkin pie, So open wider. Love it. Hope everyone glaumbs onto another verse & plays along here. We could go on record with the world's longest poem! I suggest you look at the Genre: "List". If you get a chance, do me the honor of reading my LIST Poem, "Things with Strings" This clever, creative, chained list poem earns a 7.

Edlynn Nau
Date: 11/15/2015 12:11:00 AM

You will have to add in the verses as we write them. I had it in order but this program doesn't allow spacing under comments.

Kim Merryman

Date: 11/14/2015 11:39:00 PM

Ha! Ha! Fun nonsense, Kim! Love, Kim M

Kim Shaw
Date: 11/14/2015 11:43:00 PM

Hi Kim, Hee hee....I needed to laugh. I think we all do today :( Lots of hugs xo