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Santa Snickers-Nonsense Alley V

Merry Wulfman!
Santa Snickers
Jingle Jugs, and
Rudolph's knickers

Happy Crackers
Mistle twits
Porky pudding

Frosty gnomes
Disgusting tarts
Home Sweet Cheeks
and Uncle Farts

Happy New Tweets
Merry Tickles
Santa Jack says,
Pass the pickles....

5.  Turkey, cake
      & Mull Cider
      Pumpkin pie
      So open wider                (By Edlynn Nau)

6.  Got indigestion
      I feel ill...
      too much turkey
      I need a pill!                    (By Jan Allison)  

7.  Chocolate truffles
      a fork or spoon
      my tummy's swelling
      I must stop soon            (By Tim Smith)

8.   Hard rock candy
       breaks my teeth
       Someone help me
       Pwetty Pweeth!             (By John Wulf)

Please keep adding verses my Happy Soupers!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Date: 11/16/2015 7:57:00 AM
This was very fun, tongue twisting word play and collaboration smiles along the way. Very well done. ;)
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Kimberly Shaw
Date: 11/16/2015 11:07:00 AM
Hi Casarah, thank you for stopping in to read my funny nonsense. I am happy that you noticed the word play! Please feel welcome to leave a verse for me to add :)) Hugs, Kim
Date: 11/16/2015 7:15:00 AM
Kim, I love this strings of poems bursting with humor and imagery!!!I smiled and enjoyed reading..~Olive ELoisa
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Kimberly Shaw
Date: 11/16/2015 10:34:00 AM
Hello Olivia! I have missed this place :)) Thank you for your very kind comments! I love that you enjoyed reading it. Hugs, Kim
Date: 11/15/2015 8:25:00 PM
LOL Loved this
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Kimberly Shaw
Date: 11/16/2015 10:23:00 AM
Thank you for the visit, Arthur! So glad you enjoyed it. ~Kim
Date: 11/15/2015 9:30:00 AM
Chocolate truffles.....a fork or tummy's swelling.... I must stop it
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Kimberly Shaw
Date: 11/15/2015 9:43:00 AM
Hi Tim, Yummmm....chocolate truffles! Thank you for giving me a chocolate craving, Tim! I'm trying to lose a few before Christmas :))) Seriously, thank you for joining the Santa Snicker's Choo Choo! Hugs, Kim
Date: 11/15/2015 7:12:00 AM
Got indigestion, I feel ill... too much turkey, I need a pill! made me smile Kimberly:-) hugs jan xx
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Kimberly Shaw
Date: 11/15/2015 9:33:00 AM
Hi Jan, Nonsense is good for the soul! Thank you for your 'tummy turning' submission, haha. Hugs, Kim xx
Date: 11/15/2015 12:08:00 AM
Turky, cake, & Mull Cider, Pumpkin pie, So open wider. Love it. Hope everyone glaumbs onto another verse & plays along here. We could go on record with the world's longest poem! I suggest you look at the Genre: "List". If you get a chance, do me the honor of reading my LIST Poem, "Things with Strings" This clever, creative, chained list poem earns a 7.
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Edlynn Nau
Date: 11/15/2015 12:11:00 AM
You will have to add in the verses as we write them. I had it in order but this program doesn't allow spacing under comments.
Date: 11/14/2015 11:39:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Fun nonsense, Kim! Love, Kim M
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Kimberly Shaw
Date: 11/14/2015 11:43:00 PM
Hi Kim, Hee hee....I needed to laugh. I think we all do today :( Lots of hugs xo