Long Suiters Poems

THE CAVES OF JUPITER
        Part  I.
In the days of the dark of Jupiter
the great King Daeth ruled both day and night,
for his was a mind set free...

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Dreaming of frogs playing guitars, lounging on a campfire pyre,
Her manifestation of these little hopping miniatures tickled her
Naturally nude with an upside down hat, she was uninhibited, fully exhibited.
Two prissy potential suiters ran out screaming,...

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Diana asked father to change her into a mighty, formidable centaur.
He was surprised; she would not relent his determined child, his star.
So he sent her to the wizard, who had spells to do most everything.
Wee...

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Temptress beside the river 
she beckons me from a hill
Lust permeates my body 
driven insane by her shrill
Temptation does pirouettes
Dancing naked within reach 
unquenched and oozing fire 
let me taste you, I beseech 

Temptress blindfolds...

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A face pack guaranteed to make Miffy’s face look year’s younger.
She had never had enough suiters to add up to a husband, so she bought it.
She packed it on one Saturday night, and avoided church...

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Patrimonia’s beauty fooled men, who focused on her companions
Two wolves with enormous heads, who seemed ominously frightful.
Potential suiters did what they could to try to get past them
Not realizing the wolves were not the most...

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What do think of Gay Pheasant, the Lord, she asked me.
Meg had apparently invited him to her afternoon tea.
He is a bit persnickety and prissy I said to my cousin.
Meg is always being sought by...

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he is big and fierce, a mean looking ogre too.
On his bald head is an enormous spider tattoo.
My boyfriends all became terrified, they stayed away.
His name is Mad Manfork, with them he loves to play.

Why...

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Miss DLL Sue is a gorgeous polka dotted blue
Said the owl soldiers assigned to the loo
She has a merry attitude and disposition too
She is down to earth, not all fru-fru.

What is the maiden’s name? Asked...

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As a certified, bona fide woman of a grown-up sixteen,
she light-stepped with grace thru the baroque castle.
She wanted to tell her Father of the déjà vu she gleaned
at last night’s élan party scene with a...

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Kept her malady a secret from the suiters who were smitten was Lucy Lee.
She rapidly dives from insanely happy to a blubbering withering sad little me.
Keep it to yourself her parents told her sisters and...

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She tempts with velvet lips and smiles
the cradle of her fruits are borne;
cavorting down the orchard aisles,
now gentle on this frosty morn.

Within her teasing flirting flaunts
she tempts with velvet lips and smiles
and on this day...

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He recognized a sophisticated scent  
Someone elegant and extravagant is about
This is a fragrance a poor woman cannot afford

She was pink and plush, wearing feathers
Beautiful sky blue eyes that had startled the other suiters...

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A gorgeous woman
her heart was exceedingly pure
She was selfless and godly
But her birthmark scared off potential suiters
Those who did not understand full beauty

A loving woman
She was patient and kind
Her compassion struck a chord in many...

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Chet was gaga on the floor kick your feet in love with Serenity
she did not feel exactly this way, but wanted to be in love too
there were no other suiters, so she gave it her...

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