My Daddy

he is big and fierce, a mean looking ogre too. On his bald head is an enormous spider tattoo. My boyfriends all became terrified, they stayed away. His name is Mad Manfork, with them he loves to play. Why did you have to fall in love with him I asked Mom. It was either this yahoo or your weird uncle Tom. You mean in the whole world there were only two? She nodded her head, and said, less than a few. Giants are hard to come by in these times I know. But having Mad Manfork as my dad keeps boyfriend level low. Once they meet him, they dump me and run promptly away. Potential suiters are especially terrified that my Dad likes to play.