Bear In the Kitchen

There’s a bear in the kitchen
He’s ever so rude
He’s drinking my milk
And he’s eating my food
He’s broken the table
He’s broken a chair
And most every surface
Is covered in hair
He’s smashed off the lock
That was once on the door
He’s ruined the curtains
And pooed on the floor
The fridge he ripped open
Stuff strewn all about
I’ve nothing for dinner
He’s eaten my trout
When this one is gone 
I will do some repairs
Fit a strong door
To repel wild bears
But should they get in
Their work will be harder
I’ll store all my food 
In a solid steel larder

©  John W Fenn 06-12-2009
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009


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Date: 12/8/2009 6:53:00 AM
The Christmas season seems to bring out such brilliant poetry from all the poets here at PoetrySoup making you all ~~~Poet Extraordinaires~~~. I thank you for sharing your poetry with us all through the year John. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/7/2009 5:25:00 AM
good idea, funny poem, enjoyed much today!!
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Date: 12/7/2009 3:47:00 AM
From all of the bear invasions I have heard of, this sounds very true....funny and a good write that I enjoyed....Danny
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