Bladdered
oh my god!, this is the best night ever!!
maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better
put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave
i have had soo many drinks, but i will try to behave
after jiggling around on the dance floor, i start to feel a little funny
i get a pain in my a**e, and a bubbling in my tummy
as i take a sit down, i begin to feel fine
then i realise, oh no, i haven't got time.
so hurrying as fast as i can and signalling to my friend
i try and get to the toilet before it comes out of both ends
uh oh too late, i get the urge to be sick
oh no, i think i just pooed a little bit.
no time to find a toilet, so a corner will have to do
its very dark in the club, so i find a corner, and do a poo
ah thats better
i head to the bar to get a drink to clear the sicky feeling from my throat
when someone from the corner shouts
"oi, you've just pooed on my coat"
as i look around i can feel everyone laughing a me
i am so drunk right now, that i can hardly see.
as the coat owner approaches, poo covered coat hand, at a very angry pace.
I open my mouth to apologise, and i throw up all over her face.
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