Long Panky Poems
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A Gardening ExposeWith these lines I’ll relate an intriguing tale of dubious accuracy
For I Hope to unveil sordid affairs of more than one conspiracy!
Be warned, that though you might be disturbed by the facts I relate?
They are...
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Categories:
panky, garden, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Attempts At Lifelong Friendships and Holy MatrimonyIntroduction: once again I incorporate
my trademark penchant
to fabricate fictitiously
portions of the following poetic endeavor
can you care to
discern fact from fiction?
Attempts at lifelong friendships and holy matrimony...
Shot thru with figuratively cankerous nub,
cuz yours...
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Categories:
panky, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, age, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
How To Be GlumStan was feeling somewhat glum,nay even despairing,on Monday morning.
Mary had gone to work on her new folding 6 gear bicycle with own basket and an extra basket from Wells-next -the- Sea 1995
[the wicker basket now...
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Categories:
panky, adventure, angst, blessing, love,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
panky, war, time,
Form:
Free verse
Circa February 12th, 2122 10:30 PmCirca February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM
Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,
oceanic waterways overladen with green slime,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme
far from madding crowd,...
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Categories:
panky, absence, age, celebration, dark, destiny, fantasy, heaven,
Form:
Rhyme
The Mushroom CloudFires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all of the men were very proud...
Tom Cunningham
It’s no wonder...
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Categories:
panky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century AgoFuture time traveler looks back one century ago
The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.
Now circa August 20th, 2122,
or 1930 military time,
yours truly attempted
drafting id est feeble...
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Categories:
panky, adventure, anniversary, appreciation, august, celebrity, crazy, destiny,
Form:
Rhyme
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed GrassRecurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass
circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty...
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Categories:
panky, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Future time traveler looks back one century agoFuture time traveler looks back one century ago
I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,
(who remained married to yours truly for about
one century – which elapsed in...
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Categories:
panky, absence, adventure, anniversary, birth, celebration, cool, dad,
Form:
Free verse
Mastering My LifeThe day was short and I was tall,
oops, got that backwards after my fall,
for I was mixed up and worried, befuddled I say
on this brand new morning in the month of May.
I set out...
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Categories:
panky, addiction, adventure, age, career, crazy,
Form:
Lay
Recurrent Sneezing FitAn infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger
than a mole luck yule set in motion a
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive
proboscis honker...
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Categories:
panky, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
The Comedy HouseHe'd return after decades
Spent in imagination. Month
spent in reality. He'd return to the
House of comedy,here,to crack
an heart-taking,wits-arresting,Emotions-
devouring,Land-quaking joke.
He'd return with a robust neck
Seasoned with weeping nerves.
The joke cracker,Let's hear.....
Before he return'd
The gym-ed rodents embroided
with pleasant...
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Categories:
panky, allusion,
Form:
Lyric
Hanky PankyHanky Panky
Honey
My foot is taping
It’s been a while
I figure it’s gotta be almost
An hour
Baby
You know you
Drive me crazy
How you do it
Constantly
You tease my eyes
It’s no surprise
Your naughty smiles
Make me so ravenously hungry
Aw come...
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Categories:
panky, funny, love, passionme, love, me, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Hanky PankyI feel just like that old grey squirrel,
whose belly is empty as can be.
He keeps on searching for those acorns,
but he has climbed up a maple tree.
He worked hard and long the whole...
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Categories:
panky, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Joie De Vivre Cost Me Nothing To PurchaseNo rhyme nor reason why
with yours truly ejaculating
(not prematurely), I utter yippee,
nope no intercourse induced whoopie
upon this... - day three
January two thousand and twenty one
perhaps consummation,
regarding aforesaid euphoric mood
indicative I will become philanthropy
recipient i.e. anonymous...
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Categories:
panky, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Laughter Is the Best MedicineOLD MA.
Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teeth...
NO HIDING PLACE.
An old...
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Categories:
panky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Pranker and the PrankeeTHE PRANKER AND THE PRANKEE
Pranking might be a game to a pranker
But an unpremeditated shocker.
The prank might become costly
Cos when you presumed it'll be funny,
the fun becomes a life breaker.
The prank cost a life...
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Categories:
panky, 1st grade, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Ah, ShucksA Cowboy is lean, tall, muscled and an inarticulate mass
Of loyalty, independence, pride and downright Western class
He cocks his hat to the back of his head and lets loose an infectious grin
Testosterone overflowing he’s masculine...
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Categories:
panky, humor, , western,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
The EntranceEnter into the temple that God made it to be,
It is now an empty hollow shell filled with love's memories,
It has served men well it's doors and windows once open,
The men who entered did not...
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Categories:
panky, black african american, inspirational, love, passion, song-men,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Nothing But Fig LeafsThey say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing
But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen
Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!
All they had to worry about were those thorny bushes
And the occasional lightning...
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Categories:
panky, fun, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
The Cowboy SlimSlim is lean, tall, muscled and an inarticulate mass
Of loyalty, independence, pride and downright Western class
Cocking his hat just so he lets loose with his infectious grin
Testosterone overflowing, he’s masculine up to the brim
Mumbling "Shucks"...
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Categories:
panky, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Hanky-Panky JankyI was pretty cranky when my spanky new bike was janky.
The frame was too short for my body, too tall and lanky.
The tires too fat, too hard to push up boggy maintain trails.
The deal I...
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Categories:
panky, travel,
Form:
Free verse
Some Banking Hanky PankyA sweet young bank teller named Doris
Had a crush on her co-worker, Boris.
But one day while at work
The young clerk went berserk
When she caught Boris banging the manager, Morris.
Doris' secret admirer, Dan Danson,
Was swarthy, tall,...
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Categories:
panky, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago Part OneCirca April 17th, 2120, or 1820 military time,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme
far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely
bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime
(moost procreative, prodigious, and progressive)
stage, since (case ye...
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Categories:
panky, absence, april, creation, earth, faith, flying, power,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Nothing But Fig LeavesThey say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing
But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen
Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!
All they had to worry about were those thorny bushes
And the occasional lightning...
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Categories:
panky, beautiful,
Form:
Free verse