Joie De Vivre Cost Me Nothing To Purchase

No rhyme nor reason why with yours truly ejaculating (not prematurely), I utter yippee, nope no intercourse induced whoopie upon this... - day three January two thousand and twenty one perhaps consummation, regarding aforesaid euphoric mood indicative I will become philanthropy recipient i.e. anonymous lucky payee before anniversary of this monkey exhibiting fits and starts orbitz nearest star while linkedin to planet Earth as (mush ado about nothing) spasmodically thrashing as garden variety generic *****sapien protoplasmic beef jerky. Courtesy guilty conscience, I verily, timidly, readily... admit no criminal mind nor hanky panky whereby unfettered naughty bit no way no how frolicked courtesy dalliance though trespassing, plucking, and nibbling verboten fruit this average Joe didst commit, which extramarital trysts cost hefty penalty fee (think debit) to checking account exhibit head by mine absence one night years ago, when we lived at 724 West Railroad Avenue thee missus exploded livid fit of rage found me stony faced with true grit feeling proudly unrepentant what an ingrate hypocrite pledging troth after rubbing noses analogous as flirtatious custom to Inuit. Thus smugness and/or feeling upbeat seems heretical (in retrospect) cuz promised covenant chaste away, when sowing wild oats/gathering rosebuds... like a mad ing dog in heat one errant husband upon wife did swing and cheat, which wedded connubial bliss more pronounced now after commiting egregious sexual feat. Figurative emasculation discovered visa vis promiscuous escapades redemption (no matter an atheist) proffered hence an ideal place to enclose final word.