Long Oi Poems

“Frequency” 

we are separated 
from the others
by a thin membrane

electromagnetic

we are receptors
unignited ununited
only tuned into our own

frequency

existing to be lit
the fuses touching
reaching delicately 

that which we do 
and do not see, 
believe

answers embedded
in tablets read...

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I remember my cherished Wolf Cub pack, 
How I loved those Wednesday evenings, 
The games, the pomp and seriousness of the camps, 
The different coloured scarves, sweaters and hair 
During the mass meetings, 
The solemnity...

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Oi be nowt but an auld country hick,
we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick.
Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind,
nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find
zummit I don’t loik.  Tis...

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Bee Plus


Sure it’s nice to learn, but I could never sit still…
(Humble!  Sit up properly in your chair and stop moving about!)
I had my head in the clouds; never my mind on the quill…
(Humble!...

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Me and the camel decided to see who had the greatest amount of humps . . . 
The camel jumped up crazed in the pub and started to then strut his stuff . . ....

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SWEET SUNDAY MAYHEM

Curtains remain closed; for some, family kitchens are busy
But, if Dad is making the lunch be prepared for it to be iffy

The gravy is always the lumpy; with the vegetables all hard
The way...

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Oh wow. Oh look. Over there. A fish tank is jumping through a hoop. Now that is a sight. How rather remarkable and just how agile. Wish I was young said the ancient log. But...

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MA "BITCHES" - THE CAMEL AND ME . . .

Ma “Bitches” rang - a “Nite” on the “Toon” - how are you fixed . . . ?
“Aye” - “I’ll bring “Lovely Eyes” the camel -...

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Night of the full moon

Whale fish are most adept at swimming around in a shot glass but glass goblets are preferred by dolphins whose long dorsal fin opts for wide open rimmed spaces. Stingrays desire...

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Once

Once I lived and danced in the sun
But now I dance no more 
For the sun has abandoned me
My skies are black
And there’s no longer anything to dance for

My illnesses are my shackles
My feet are...

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# oi KING Mandalay

Influence by the element of air,
You had me at love’s first stare.

Ruled by the element of your water,
Emotions no one can slaughter.

You call upon me like a charmer,
Awaken me out of my...

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Brittle Bones Break

It is heartwrenching to read today of a grotesque medical anamoly…
When a cute little girl of four suffers  from a cruel bone malady…
The medical journals have identified it as Osteogenesis Imperfecta…
A dreaded...

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I drive around a bi-cycle
a cycle bike psycho 
at night a light’s on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike
oh it’s a little delightful 
my seat on my cycle 
I ride all night on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike 

I’ll jump...

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...Continued from Part 1...

Poor little Evelyn, her poor physical conditions at birth puzzled local doctors,
It was a mystery she was born with a dislocated hip and a deformed right foot.

And evidence of bone damage whilst...

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We're all so beautiful, physical and ignore our souls 
Twinkle twinkle little star, a star never falls 
Smile smile and trouble will seems so far 
Doves fly and toads get stuck in the tar 
Let's...

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Snakes And Ladders

It’s raining out what shall we do?
Let’s play a game just me and you,
Turn off the tele I’ve found a game or two
AAH snakes and ladders that will do,
This is a game we...

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Oi energize universal girth I whom am I Elohim creation birth heavenly skies heavenly body rain down through the channel the first thing I did I flew
Next I channeled The view next Elohim encased my...

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Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
24/08/2018
Contest on my Home country by Brahne Bailey

Being an Ozzie is great,
Everyone calls Everyone Mate.
Too laid back for a heated debate,
Culture so young..... so we’re late.

We walk around wearing our thongs,
Like it’s a...

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Why am I so stupid?

How come I did not get this instinct?

How c om I ended up on the opposite end of the spectrum as my sister and brother?

Why am I caught up in this...

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Need my first thing in the morning cuppa tea 
bladder’s screaming ‘how long can I hold this pee?
but I am waiting for a darned online delivery

App says 8 more stops, so I know he’s getting...

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oh my god!, this is the best night ever!!

maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better

put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave

i have had soo many drinks,...

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Get up MacD, smashed it again, get up and work it old man
Them cows are swallowing all the apples down
Cuc-a-dudal-du, I’m da Roostar, pump it, louder, yeah

Mrs D, girls on fleek, cluckada clucking, their bountiful...

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I stood back from writing...
...only to look forward to a vacant cove underneath 
my creative splatter to call me into it...
.... I went to this secret place I call "Oi" and I found
inspiration once again...
....What...

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The days of our discontent

The rain had fallen sharply and heavy flooding roads
fields had become lakes, and cars looked like toys thrown
away by an unrestrained boy child.

From the inside looking out, the sea is calm...

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Last time we spoke you’d been in a car crash 
And the time before that you’d been in a car crash 
So it’s a fair bet the silence is from a car crash
Repetitive rhyming mate...

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