Cycle Bike Psycho Ava Max Sweet But Psycho Parody

I drive around a bi-cycle
a cycle bike psycho 
at night a light’s on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike
oh it’s a little delightful 
my seat on my cycle 
I ride all night on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike 

I’ll jump the curbs in acceleration,
and pedal push to my destination,
don’t pay road tax, my declaration,
no f...  that, drivers hold frustration

Oh
Oi
These trucks get way to close 
thinking they own the roads
Woah
Oi
they test test test my nerve,
these flucking bus ankers

I drive around a bi-cycle
a cycle bike psycho 
at night a light’s on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike
oh it’s a little delightful 
my seat on my cycle 
I ride all night on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike 
dirty dank fumes got me spacey
light headed it sways me
others walk or run but I go this way
I like to ride my bi-cycle
I'm cycle bike psycho
all day and night on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike

It must be said, some mouth opinions
you cyclists all smell like onions
which is mean
so I thump them and nick their keys
I speed on
oi oi
and I say ha ha ha you cannot drive your car
they say 
woah woah
as I fly fly fly fly over the handlebars

I crashed into an Aygo
a Toyota Aygo
the wheel's mangled on
my ma (ma) mountain bike
I wasn't looking where I go
when I hit an Aygo
so I'm in mourn for 
my ma (ma) mountain bike
in a hospital room
going crazy
fresh air seems tasty
they say ha ha can't ride your bike today
I think karma's a bastard
it put me in plaster
and now they have to
ha ha (ha) help me s**t

ma (ma) mountain bike

(oh) mountain bike
(mountain bike) ohh

Hear the song copy and paste link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n6wawuYE5s&index=3&list=PLrWXQQOwWgeAzG8lMiXPHNQeO_aFFxhLi
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December 24, 2018 at 7:27 AM
Copy and paste for funny song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n6wawuYE5s&list=PLrWXQQOwWgeAzG8lMiXPHNQeO_aFFxhLi&index=24&t=0s
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December 22, 2018 at 11:59 AM
Ah! Love it! Two thumbs up from this old bikecourier chick :))) xomo
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December 22, 2018 at 12:02 PM
thanks it was practice recorded earlier as well
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