Snakes and Ladders

Snakes And Ladders It’s raining out what shall we do? Let’s play a game just me and you, Turn off the tele I’ve found a game or two AAH snakes and ladders that will do, This is a game we haven’t played in a while Last time I played I was only a child, The boards setup which colour do you want to be? You can go red, I want to be green, Start at the bottom on number one We’re gonna have a good half hour of fun, This isn't a game you can play fast You can go first I’ll go last, Here’s the dice throw double to start To get a double is really hard, First throw you got double three I knew you’d start before me, My first throw aint as lucky as you I only threw a three and a two, Oi no cheating you got to play fair You got to go down the snakes and up the stairs, Finally got a double on my tenth go And you’re already on number forty four, Can’t believe it another snake head Why can’t I land on a ladder instead? This aint right I only went for a pee And you’ve jumped to number seventy, I’ve thrown another double do I get an extra go? What’s the rules I don’t really know? You’re on ninety seven you only need three more Unlucky you scored a four, I’m up the ladder right behind you My turn to throw.....yes four and two, Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner I am a Pro not a beginner..........