Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie 24/08/2018 Contest on my Home country by Brahne Bailey Being an Ozzie is great, Everyone calls Everyone Mate. Too laid back for a heated debate, Culture so young..... so we’re late. We walk around wearing our thongs, Like it’s a style of dress that belongs. Chilling with mates smoking bongs, Watching movies which Cheech n Chong. Slip, slop n slap in the sun, It’s the capital of skin cancer Hon. Sheila’s so bloody hot that they stun, Soaking in baby oil just for fun. Relaxing and surfing at the beach, A lifestyle for all within reach. So many slang words to teach, Good on ya, No Wukkas, life’s a beach. After a hard day on the sand, A Beer and a Barbie we demand. Snags and a steak close at hand, Drinking frothies till it’s too hard to stand. A culture change has crept in though lately, Affecting our next generation greatly. They ape and follow the US blatantly, Rapping in baseball caps doesn’t come naturally. So swap the Lakers singlet for a cozzie, And use your cap to swipe away a mozzie. Forget the yanks mate, be a proud Ozzie, Hang with your mates Daz, Gazza n Shazzie. And remember that chant we love to employ, Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie... Oi Oi Oi !!!