I Want To Leave This World With A Little Something

This Cowboy came into this world with nothing. So when you said you were leaving, I said " Fine." Now I hope I'll find me a little something. That can take me out to dinner, and fine dine. (Repeat) (That can take me out to dinner, and fine dine) You see, I always paid the bills with my own money, and you know these times have - a - changed. So when I hand the bill back to you honey. Please don't give me that awful look of shame. (Repeat) (Oh don't give me that awful look of shame.) I got concerned, my savings were depleting, My gut told me, she was -a- spending and -a- stealing. I asked her nicely, to sign a prenup. Her response was, "Hell No, I'm not!" "Hell no I'm not!" The look she had was priceless. She said "I ain't -a- signing!" Yelled, "Kiss my Ass Darling," and stormed out the room like lightening. Oh, She stormed out the room like lightening. Now I'm not a prize Prince, and she ain't no Beauty Queen. But after having a few Drinks. Cowgirl, looked better, the more I drank Gin. Oh, She looked better, the more I drank Gin So it saddens me to say goodbye to her, and if you ask her, she'd say I was a Jerk. Truth be told the reason why. My credit card balance, reached the sky. Oh, my Credit card balance, reached the sky. Now I wasn't born yesterday, and this Cowboy knows a trick or two. When a Cowgirl says, " I love You." Hide your wallet, and Credit Cards too! Oh,"Hide your wallet, and Credit Cards, too!" Cause you want to leave this world with a little something, and not penny less by your darling. Not left penny less by your darling. Please don't think all women are all bad. It was bad luck, this cowboy had. Wishing for a cowgirl, that saves, not spends, so We can ride into the sunset once again. Oh Yes, We can ride into the sunset once again. Now you ask me what the Moral of this story is? And, I'll answer you with my reply. When you find a cowgirl, and you know it's right. Hide your money, cause she'll take it, out of sight. (Repeat) (Hide your money, cause she'll take it, out of sight.) So, when you leave this world you'll have a little something, and You won't be taken to the Cleaners, by your Cowgirl wife. (Repeat) (No, You won't be taken to the cleaners, by your Cowgirl wife.) ............ And you'll have a little something... This was written in fun, truth be told women are much more to be trusted than men...