I Want To Leave This World With A Little Something

This Cowboy came into this world with nothing. So when you said you were leaving, I said " Fine." Now, I hope I Find a little Darling. That can take me out to dinner and fine dine. That can take me out to dinner and fine dine. You see, I always paid the bills with my own money, and you know these times have - a - changed. So when I hand the bill back to you honey. Please don't give me that awful look of shame. Oh, please don't give me that awful look of shame. I got concerned, when she was spending all my money. My gut told me, it was time to go, for honey. So, I asked her nicely, to sign a prenup. She told me, " Oh Hell No, I'm not!" NO, "HELL NO, I'm NOT!!! The look on her face was priceless. She said "I ain't -a- signing!" Yelled, "Kiss my Ass Darling!" and stormed out the room like lightening! Oh, She stormed out the room like lightening! So it saddens me to say goodbye to her, and if you ask her, she'd say I was a Jerk. Truth be told the reason why. My credit card balance, reached the sky. Oh, my Credit card balance, reached the sky. Now I wasn't born yesterday, and this Cowboy knows a trick or two. When a Cowgirl says, " I love You." Hide your wallet, and Credit Cards too! Oh,"Hide your wallet, and Credit Cards, too!" Cause you want to leave this world with a little something, and not taken to the cleaners by your darling. No not taken to the cleaners by your darling. Please don't think all women are all bad. It was bad luck, this cowboy had. Wishing for a cowgirl, that saves, not spends, so We can ride into the sunset once again. Oh we can, ride into the sunset once again. Now you ask me what the Moral of this story is? And, I'll answer you with one reply. When you find a cowgirl, and you know she's right. Hide your money, cause she'll take it, out of sight! (Repeat) OH, Hide your money, cause she'll take it, out of sight! So, when you leave this world you'll have a little something, and You won't be taken to the Cleaners, by your wife. No, You wont be taken to the cleaners by your wife... This was written in fun, truth be told women are much more to be trusted than men...