Long Jackass Poems
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The Bate's Motel Does Exist - 1st HalfHere's the scoop, friends...like a bunch of my pieces now posted - and coming soon - this is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted...
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Categories:
jackass, humor,
Form:
Narrative
The Twelve Months of the YearJanuary: is mountain of blessing where the births sing with hope for those
Semen mentioned on this occasion to Ottoman Empire where conqueror doesn't
Need dozens of sword to shout. He only understands the cap...
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Categories:
jackass, success, symbolism, wisdom, , Lullaby,
Form:
ABC
Hoarding Hope - the Odd BallGet me feeling well
For, I am sick as hell
Brain orgasms and headaches rape my mind and left me thoughtlessly behind
Trying to keep the Kingdom in remembrance before I grow blind or lose my mind
I am...
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Categories:
jackass, angst, depression, emotions, happiness, hope, how i
Form:
Rhyme
Intermission Fool - Cafeteria MonitorCan I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of their place...
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Categories:
jackass, 10th grade, allegory, food, school,
Form:
Burlesque
Rangitoto College Reunion
I
Hearken back to the old rule nazis how
...
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Categories:
jackass, school,
Form:
Rhyme
Beneath the SurfaceHave you swam the forests under the seas
glided it's waters wandered it's keys
watched the gray giants ...
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Categories:
jackass, boat, creation, earth, fish, imagery, nature, water,
Form:
Verse
The Trumpist VoteTHE TRUMPIST VOTE: A satirical Persian poem and its English translation, by the poet himself.
POST / SHARE / FORWARD / PUBLISH (with attribution--please)
NOTE: In addition to this translated poem, to see some of Moji Agha's...
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Categories:
jackass, america, confusion, history, political, satire, smile, visionary,
Form:
Political Verse
Weather FrenzyThe rain came pouring down sending water throughout the troubled town, the negative energy is still lingering around and the sorcerer are running up and down the street disrupting the people’s heartbeat.
They come from...
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Categories:
jackass, allusion, america, appreciation, business, city, community, courage,
Form:
Narrative
When I Was Fortysomething 2000sI saw the great con that was Y2K
I saw all the scaremongering go away
I saw in my arms a child I love so
I saw that I did not want to let him go
I saw that...
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Categories:
jackass, history, life,
Form:
Couplet
Ode To a Missouri MuleAs a country boy, up in the hills,
Life was tough, not much for frills.
I remember it well, yes, even now,
When spring time came and it was time to plow.
Afore sun up came, I was out...
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Categories:
jackass, animal, farm, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Shallow DepthsYou have sent for me to calm the impeccable sea, you have sent for me to set your spirit free, they have been up all night beating drums and doing some strange ritual under...
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Categories:
jackass, adventure, appreciation, beautiful, business, change, community, conflict,
Form:
Narrative
Premature Irrelevance of Donald TrumpPremature irrelevance of Donald Trump?
Heartfelt congratulations
to Raphael Warnock,
now slated to become
first Black senator of Georgia
cuz he defeated Senator
Kelly Loeffler quite a shock
as troopers fuel related headlines
Jon Ossoff also declared victory
over Republican Senator David Perdue
arrows drawn...
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Categories:
jackass, 11th grade, 12th grade, conflict, dark, fear,
Form:
Rhyme
Redemption Lost and Silenced Thanks To Trump 1Yukon just coon sitter me a copacetic, energetic, ironic language lover (English is ma lingua franca late mother tongue), who waxes poetic, but tall so one babbling, creaking, and dabbling dis arming marine naval (gazing)...
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Categories:
jackass, 12th grade, age, america, conflict, corruption, grave,
Form:
Free verse
The Complete Jackass Collection - From Bad Seed PressGONE with the JACKASS
SOMETHING JACKASS this WAY COMES
Of MICE AND JACKASSES
The GRAPES of JACKASS
MOBY JACKASS
JACKASS in the RYE
I KNOW WHY the JACKASS SINGS
The GREAT JACKASS
JACKASS of the FLYS
MEIN JACKASS
BRAVE NEW JACKASS
PORTRAIT of the ARTIST as...
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Categories:
jackass, allegory, humor, literature,
Form:
List
Your Nothing To MeYou're nothing
You're a disgrace
You've been dishonored
You've been unmasked
For the villain
That you are.
You know not
What true love is
You know not
The meaning of family.
All you know is yourself
Self-centered and egotistic
Who deserves the spotlight
Shine upon him
Thinking the world...
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Categories:
jackass, anger, angst, emotions, farewell, father, father daughter,
Form:
Free verse
Brutus the Mule Pt1Brutus was always bad
But what can you expect from a liasion
...
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Categories:
jackass, adventure, funny, life, time,
Form:
Free verse
When Fairy Tales FailThis is not a dream.
This is not a nightmare neither.
This is reality.
This is life.
And life will not always go the way we want it.
Nothing new.
Nothing special.
Nothing to be...
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Categories:
jackass, lost love, love, me, sweet, life, love,
Form:
Free verse
Email To Republican Bob Corkerlemme git down to figurative and virtual brass tacks
and risk introducing this veritable unknown citizen,
who feels Trump stacks
odds against supposedly “making America great again” -
vis a...
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Categories:
jackass, anxiety, dark, environment, evil, fate, fear, political,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
PinocchioLast night began in a darkened room
filled with forced friendships and opaque smiles.
We ate freshly popped popcorn with real butter,
probably the only real thing in the room, except for
painful memories, lost dreams and misplaced smiles.
We...
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Categories:
jackass, angst, childhood, hope, lifeme, night, me, night,
Form:
Free verse
Alice and MeI remember when I first met her.
I was the new girl in town.
Alone and feeling dejected,
For a friend I was casting around.
I'd been welcomed at church by many,
Though I knew they'd not have the time,
If...
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Categories:
jackass, friendship,
Form:
Quatrain
July Twenty Fifth, Ninety Ninety SixXxvi+ marriage anniversary (mine)
recalls first disastrous
date with future missus
approximately waltzing
matt tilde two dozen
plus years ago
Tex Mex Connection
201 E Walnut Street
North Wales, Pennsylvania, 19454
every entree included beans
maybe refried or otherwise
effectively laid siege
mine delicate constitution
quickly...
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Categories:
jackass, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Free verse
A Rapper's JeremiadMother taught me her proverbs to ring like a bell in the chapel of my brain
Better days are coming – angels filling the sky with joyous refrain
The darkest hour is here before dawn – I...
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Categories:
jackass, satirefire, fire, me,
Form:
Verse
50's and 60's Weird Tv On Channel Three - Part 2 Continued from Part 1
Matt Dillon chases Jack LaLane
Around a roller derby lane
I think I need some more cocaine,
So please don’t ever come back Shane
I try to walk another street
When me and Walter Cronkite...
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Categories:
jackass, parody, night, me, night,
Form:
Rhyme
Traduce Tis Trademark Trump's Traitoroustransmitted trashy talks
(partially presented pablum pertaining
particularly - president penis (PAC -
phallic action cum mitt tee)
portfolio playboy...
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Categories:
jackass, 12th grade, anger, change, dark, depression, divorce,
Form:
Free verse
The WhispererI like a good French joke, when you listen to it, it makes you want to jump and shout, I like a good French joke; I am full up to my mouth. I like the...
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Categories:
jackass, business, community, confidence, courage, deep, environment, humanity,
Form:
Prose