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Long Hyperbole Poems. Below are the most popular long Hyperbole by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Hyperbole poems by poem length and keyword.

I am my Father's Son
They were gambling in front of the house.
Manservants and pages bustled about
Serving Suitors who just curse and carouse.
Few mix wine with water. I heard one shout,
"Clean down the tables with wet sponges! Rouse
Yourselves! And when...

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Categories: hyperbole, adventure, anger, anxiety, bullying, father, history, introspection,
Form: Dramatic monologue

Premium Member FactoidMan and ShallowMan - Part 2
[Now ShallowMan is quite content
receiving FactoidMan’s consent
to quibble and express dissent
as long as keeping covenant
with fingers crossed and belfry bent
when viewing Facts in sealed cement:]

“The Facts you give me circumvent
those ‘truths’ your chuckles supplement;
although they...

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Categories: hyperbole, society, truth, universe,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The world is a small plane
I have travelled through the cluttered corridors of my tired mind countless times. 
I have reached deep into the dark abyss of my captive soul and in that profoundly disturbing darkness, I went searching to...

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Categories: hyperbole, appreciation, faith, inspirational, love, self, strength,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member FactoidMan and ShallowMan - Part 1
[Well, ShallowMan’s ne’er at a loss
for voicing shallow thoughts that gloss.
With trenchant wit he reaps the dross
when seeking sense in applesauce.

But to his aid flies FactoidMan
who always has a Fact at hand;
with him, who needs...

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Categories: hyperbole, society, truth, universe,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Unquotable quotes: Fat People - XXIX
Unquotable quotes: Fat People – XXIX

(I know this piece sounds mean and cruel but as every single parent must have experienced, this is also the expression of utter exasperation, and perhaps there’s also the slightest...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, chocolate, depression, health, humor, hyperbole, natural
Form: Epigram

Premium Member Transcending Boundaries To Trash
Transcending boundaries to trash
transacts through vulnerabilities to crash
into compost cash.

I see and feel strange conjoining
curious listening to speak with old as young.
We carry less allegiance to romance of patriotic memory
than reciprocity through mutual matriotic mercies

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Categories: hyperbole, age, gender, health, humanity, love, psychological, race,
Form: Political Verse
Fighting NyQuil
'm extinct 
I'm irrelevant 
Rare off day today
Go to to store and see if I can pilfer a couple xmas presents
Raise me this way
My moms ddnt 
But my deviation has allowed me
Woke up this morning...

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Categories: hyperbole, crazy, day, deep, depression, emotions, drug,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Cheerio ImagiNations
for the two thousand and twentieth time,
Yang is hierarchical upside power hungry
from above,
authorized to prey on those yins below,
however resiliently they may pray.

Yang grows politically overpowering strengths
of an autonomously omnipotent god,
pejoratively associated with patriarchy,
and ethologically...

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Categories: analogy, green, health, humor, hyperbole, integrity, metaphor,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Breath, in Blue
Now watch this video: Planet Earth: Blue Planet II

"Breath, in Blue"

Bluebottles broken scattered
shattered legions on the beach of my heart
my blue planet lungs rattle
my breath battered in the honeycomb maze
vanished all my bees belittled forgotten...

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Categories: hyperbole, animal, bird, earth, fish, god, humanity, symbolism,
Form: Free verse
Adieu Dental Floss And Toothbrush
(21st century pearly white prosthetics,
restored jaw bar wah key) 

Aye noel hunger bristle,
and when false teeth soak at night 
     in tandem with stubby facial gristle
har reckon noah kisses

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Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade, farewell, grief, hyperbole,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member How PeaceWarriors Do It
The sacred power climax experience
of holy integrity
is more of a one time
of full-baptismal rebirth
into a depleting orgasmic fertility event
for horny patriarchs
of global monoculturally zealous redemption

Left-hemisphere dominant
West-hemisphere universal either/or commodified/useless
monopoly on value of wealth,
disvalue of poverty,...

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Categories: health, humor, hyperbole, math, peace, philosophy, psychological,
Form: Political Verse
Spindleshanks Ain't No Legend
Spindleshanks Ain't No Legend...

But sits here donned in his foreign
aged (not so lovely) bag of bones
barely functioning surviving, but by
skin off his teeth, (which explains
dentures) regretting, revisiting,
ruminating hellacious bout with

anorexia nervosa, approximately
five dozen (multiply) orbitz...

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Categories: hyperbole, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Arthurian Poems III
Uther’s Last Battle
by Michael R. Burch

When Uther, the High King,
unable to walk, borne upon a litter
went to fight Colgrim, the Saxon King,
his legs were weak, and his visage bitter.
“Where is Merlyn, the sage?
For today I...

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Categories: hyperbole, england, literature, magic, myth, romance, romantic, war,
Form: Verse
A Field Day For Mother Goose
Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
   when off to see a crooked man and woman
whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little
   pair of mismatched muggles, 

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Categories: adventure, change, confusion, faith, freedom, humorous, hyperbole,
Form: I do not know?
Spy vs Poet - pen trickery
Spy vs. Poet - pen trickery

(A collaborative poem by Serena Storm and Joel Thornton)

Dissimulating cloak – an apocryphal script 
Ah, I see "I" the spy has stumbled upon new tricks 

Disloyalty - The Perfidy -...

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Categories: creation, giggle, hyperbole, life, romantic, strength, words,
Form: Free verse
Cap'n Save 'Em
He always got a Fantastic Four story to tell,
like how yesterday
        he Stretch saved 
all those people from dying
When he ran into the Torch-ed, burning building

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Categories: allusion, hyperbole, parody, satire,
Form: Epic
Roast of an UNNAMED Poet
He's packin' magic Viagra
Muse infused grooves set the mood
grab ya' and stab ya' 
we're opposites 
still we speak the same language 
teach and preach truth
every time I stop to see what he's droppin' 
my dang...

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Categories: hyperbole, allegory, history, rap, slam, word play, words,
Form: Ode
Aging long haired pencil neck geezer
(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad dressings from deep freezer
and lettuce deign at your plea azure.)

Graced with boyish good looks,
innocence and naiveté to boot,
an especial loathing toward me
chicken legs re: spindleshanks


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Categories: 12th grade, 7th grade, creation, humor, hyperbole,
Form: Free verse
My on call Uncle Muse Never Sleeps
My on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps
(aunt that title niece – ???
in this context pronounced nice) really did not wanna
     let the cat out of the bag,

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Categories: hyperbole, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form: Free verse
Eat, Sleep, Love, Repeat
Light, the kind that brings the faintest glimmer of hope,
appeared suddenly through a darkened wood;
like an oasis after travelling through the Sahara so parched
with thirst threatening to take my life for good.

Though death’s bony palm...

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Categories: angst, heartbreak, hope, hyperbole, love, love hurts,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Roll Credits, A Sawtooth
The reality be told, it was not long past
Flabbergast by an unfold from my minds vague vast
In the reflections of the accounts of my youth 
As several echo’s formed claiming to be truth
Must be fabricated....

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© G. Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hyperbole,
Form: I do not know?
Karen Windle roughly on par
Karen Windle roughly on par...
with being a miniature poodle size dogsend

Apartment B44 one bedroom unit
at Highland Manor low income facility
housing older folks convenient starting point,
to launch poem and invite reader(s)
reason(s) without rhyme
why yours truly (me)

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Categories: hyperbole, 11th grade, 12th grade, animal, appreciation, dog,
Form: Free verse
Embarkation upon meditation
Embarkation upon meditation...

Believe me you upon manifestation
regarding Das godaddy bing linkedin
with avast cosmic consciousness
self induced light hypnotic trance
I become enthralled

unless wife disrupts intent concentration
calling out "Matt...Matt...Matt"
bajillion times Googleplex
(slight hyperbole for literary effect),
subsequently courtesy

disembodied voices
deliver poetic...

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Categories: hyperbole, 11th grade, 12th grade, atheist, health, husband,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
If I was to take a word, say focus,
Stand it on its head,
And ask with growing sense of dread,
Why my friend did you just now,
Fly upon this particular 
Moment’s verbal locus?
Torture I might answer, like...

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Categories: hyperbole,
Form: Free verse
If I decide To Write
Tonight I will not write
of stars, nor moon,
seeds of wisdom--
just mind flattering

Nor will I write of love--
neither here nor above;
though our dearest 
sentimentality, the heart, 
too often foolishly enacts 
its own fatality;

and if I decide...

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© Joe DiMino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy, humor, hyperbole, smile, world, writing,
Form: Free verse