Long Hooter Poems
Long Hooter Poems. Below are the most popular long Hooter by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Hooter poems by poem length and keyword.
Rum N Raisin 4 - Homer Lone
Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse
He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house
But all the mice were sound asleep for it was dark outside
And then Rum saw...
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Categories:
hooter, animal, cat,
Form:
Narrative
The Joys of Getting Older
The Joys of Getting Older.
We may all be getting on a bit
But lets not forget for some more fortunate
The joy of it
You don’t have to bounce up and down in bed no more
And when...
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Categories:
hooter, age,
Form:
Verse
Poem Vi - Petrol Station
One day I saw this beautiful lady and I was hoping, begging she'd come stop
by my Petrol Station. It was the best in town. It had the cleanest oil and the
cheapest prices. My...
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Categories:
hooter, car,
Form:
Free verse
Rudolph Gets the Job
Twas on the eve of Christmas and St Nick was feeling glum
because his leading reindeer had some problems with his tum.
With Dasher feeling poorly, Santa wondered what to do,
he needed to leave Toyland soon, but...
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Categories:
hooter, funnytime,
Form:
Rhyme
Walking This Mile
I accept what i need offer up what's left
Let ridicule fall on ears that are deft
Just as a fisherman catches fish on his hook
I write out my poems and put together books
The reason I do...
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Categories:
hooter, caregiving, faith, friendship, health, hope, life, recovery
Form:
Couplet
Rum n Raisin 14 Pt 1 - The Flight Before Christmas Pt 1
There’s an old village green where a marquee was seen
I don’t do ‘Bah humbug’, don’t want to be mean
A little fake snow ain’t a Christmassy scene
But the reindeer and Santa Claus might well have been
But...
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Categories:
hooter, cat, christmas, dog,
Form:
Narrative
From My Lips To Santa's Ears
Santa, I have an important request.
Please don't embarrass me with ho ho hos.
If you'd looked at my face you might have guessed.
I'm serious about fixing my nose.
I can sense you are stifling your laughter.
Your bowl...
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Categories:
hooter, christmas, holiday, humor, humorous, poetry, seasons, silly,
Form:
Sonnet
Urban Morning Sound
hear others out there, just beyond my wall-wrapped sharing space
they break on through, sneaking inside my head
far above, front-nosed pilots point high-flying seated people tubes
passengers squeezed in tight, some...
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Categories:
hooter, day, Lullaby, morning, sound, urban,
Form:
Verse
Diy For a Carousel of Dreams
Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home
So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome
Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with lace for a net
No...
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Categories:
hooter, endurance,
Form:
Rhyme
I'Ll Ne'Er Forget That Day Old Mate
My heart was pumping hard that day I faced the maddening crowd,
Despite the spinning in my head I stood there mighty proud.
Though racked with pain my reddened hand acknowledged them a wave
And...
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Categories:
hooter, funny, day, prayer, day, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Meryl Streep Criticised Donald Trump
As you are aware I get what I call my inspiration, if that’s the word, for my poems from news items and a comment by Meryl Streep at the recent awards ceremony for actors/actresses /films...
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Categories:
hooter, happiness, joy, peace, words,
Form:
I do not know?
Fun Facts
In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow
But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk
A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's
That sure sounds like a...
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Categories:
hooter, fun,
Form:
Narrative
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
hooter, funny,
Form:
Footle
Tim Ryerson
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-*** old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
hooter, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form:
Footle
First Person Pooter
The first derriere shot,
that killed everyone’s appetite,
came from a second-rate,
light tipping looter
A no-class hothead bum,
who had bun fiddy no-good burger
burglar instincts
Amateur night out
introduced a new bottom bang-bang
beatnik on the back end drum...
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Categories:
hooter, allusion, fun, humor, imagery,
Form:
Burlesque
Guinea Pig
Every piece of furniture I am becoming attached
Is that possible?
Nah cannot be
You cannot become attached to things - personal things
Just like you cannot become attached to people
I am tired of being the mannequin
Guinea pig -...
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Categories:
hooter, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Once, A Pong Of Thyme
Once a pong of thyme
Adrift upon a gentle breeze
It’s herbal scents did find me
And it brought me to my knees
For once a pong of thyme
Inhaled by pauper or by king
Has that man an allergy
Then wheezing...
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Categories:
hooter, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
There Is No Me By Igor Nikolaev
There is no me
where on the sand I cannot find your trace today
where white bird that is very sad
where white bird that is very sad has longing near me at the bay.
I'm only there
with...
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Categories:
hooter, emotions, feelings, love, metaphor, missing you, poets,
Form:
Lyric
Sounds of Aural Pasts
a bouncing ball against a wall
conkers bashed as Autumn falls
the swish of a skipping rope:
milk bottles clinking in a crate
...
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Categories:
hooter, nostalgia,
Form:
Bio
Sounds From My Memory Bank
a bouncing ball against a wall
conkers bashed as Autumn falls
the swish of a skipping rope:
milk bottles clinking in a crate
...
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Categories:
hooter, sound,
Form:
Rhyme
Do Youi Race To Win
Do you race to win?
Seems to me we really do.
Like the win when we compete.
Or do you want to be like me?
I’m never first, can’t you see.
I have three speeds that I go.
There’s stop, dead...
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Categories:
hooter, confidence, confusion, fun, humor, race,
Form:
I do not know?
To You, Unkind Sir!
To the owner of the minivan conveniently blocking my exit:
May the sweat of a thousand footballers invade your nostril
May the sound of a truck hooter invade your thoughts so shrill
May you freely step into the...
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Categories:
hooter, dedication
Form:
Free verse
The Night Hooter
copyright© shonima burman
In the deep darkness of night,
They complete their silent flight.
With a flat face and forward facing eyes,
They rotate their head and neck upto 270 degrees.
Despite having binocular vision,
Their eyes are completely immobile in...
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Categories:
hooter, bird, night,
Form:
Rhyme
Optional Life
Money is a matter.
Telling me a Potter.
Child is very expensive,
Posted me a daughter.
When you was a child,
Your mum wasn’t wild,
If she can afford you,
Why are you a hooter?
I work always hard,
But my wife was a...
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Categories:
hooter, devotion, education, family, nature, philosophy, social, visionary,
Form:
Verse