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In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's That sure sounds like a whole lot of burger bunk There's actually a city in Turkey called 'Batman' The law states all young boys must be named Robin 'Climax', Cumming' and 'Gay' are city names in Georgia Need to be very liberal minded in the land of cotton There's a city in Missouri named 'Licking' oh boy! Also, one named 'Butts', that's a real hooter A boy in a Florida was arrested for disruptive behavior Excessive farting turned off classmates computers Sony once accidentally sold 700,000 camcorders That had the technology to see through people's clothing Mozart wrote a canon entitled 'Leck mich im Arsch/ Translates to 'Lick me in the ****' naughty composing Amazingly a man once wore 70 items of clothing To avoid an airline's extra baggage charge In a deck of cards, the only king without a mustache Is the handsome debonaire King of Hearts A Canadian farmer once rented ad space on his cows His cows went on strike for a piece of the action A book titled 'Everything Men Know About Women' Filled with 128 blank pages which is only a fraction Though they won't admit it, women fart as much as men They cough out loud to disguise their big boomers Takes forty-two muscles in your face to make a frown Just four to smack someone's head needing a suture

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Date: 7/7/2018 9:02:00 AM
Jack, I sure enjoy this light hearted banter!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/7/2018 9:21:00 AM
Life is meant to chuckle at... else grey clouds fill your sky! Stick around, ain't nothing but happy lives here!!! YEE HAW!!!