Long Funniest Poems
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Fairer, IndeedWOMEN ...
Truly amaze me ... they possess the super-human
strength to birth a child - one of the most painful
and demanding physical and emotional feats of end-
urance known to our species - yet they have the
self-confidence...
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Categories:
funniest, appreciation, humanity, love, wisdom, woman, women,
Form:
Free verse
Light On the Devil's Chord - the ChallengeMy hair bristled in the crisp breeze
Excitement spreading throughout my body
Even the sudden cold amused my fingertips,
Tingles spreading through my hands and up my arms
Soon I would be there too. . .
In the murky shadows...
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Categories:
funniest, adventure, change, cool, imagination, music, sick, strength,
Form:
Narrative
Part One - a Gunshot Wound To the Heat - a Short Story From My MemoirGUNSHOT WOUND TO THE HEART
From a two-room schoolhouse high on a hill over the Fundy Bay, I sat at an old wooden desk daydreaming. The ink stains and etchings which were dug deep into...
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Categories:
funniest, nostalgia,
Form:
Prose
Oppressor and the OppressedOppressor and the oppressed.
Who is the oppressed and who is the oppressor?
Who has the right to beat a random person on the street?
Who has the right when to pronounce a person guilty or to see...
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Categories:
funniest, bird, character, corruption, future, nostalgia, drug,
Form:
Free verse
That's Chuck, He's My FriendWhat's that in your hand?. Let me see.. He said.
It's a picture; that`s Chuck; he is my friend... I said.
You pick your friends kinda young, don't you?... He said.
No, that was a long time ago....
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Categories:
funniest, bereavement, death, emotions, friend, friendship, gender, how
Form:
Epitaph
Vanity'Vanity's got this new gun that she wants to try on you'
A gift of lyrics a Dead, Poetic fan of fiction sketched to me
why the worried expression, he's right here in this chair
staring at his...
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Categories:
funniest, beautiful, mystery, song, symbolism, vanity,
Form:
Free verse
No Laughing Matter(I can't get a question mark to stay on title line, but the actual title I would prefer for this story is probably this: No laughing Matter?)
Let me tell you a story . . .
When...
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Categories:
funniest, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
In the Middle of the NightIn the early 70’s my husband and our first baby, Angela, moved to Muscatine, Iowa, in the middle of the night, in the summer time. At 7:00 a.m. the next door neighbor rang the...
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Categories:
funniest, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, funny,
Form:
Narrative
Muscatine,Iowa Was My Kind of TownIn the early 70’s my husband and our first baby, Angela, moved to Muscatine, Iowa, in the middle of the night, in the summer time. At 7:00 a.m. the next door neighbor rang the...
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Categories:
funniest, animal, community, fun, funny, humanity, humorous, nostalgia,
Form:
Narrative
Gods At the Comedy ClubThe house was full
Of Gods and deities
The curtain call was soon
The water vasos were poured
And became the finest of wines
The bread multiplied
The baker you see
Was a part time magician
The fishermen all relaxed
As I saw fish...
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Categories:
funniest, art, butterfly, gothic, humorous, magic, mythology,
Form:
Free verse
Radju By Vera Polozkova TranslationAs soon as I landed, Radju, I concluded that these people live like Gods –
Fairy tale like empty airports, queer roads and on them driving cars handsome studs.
One-piece glass in windows and Dutch ware toilets...
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Categories:
funniest, poetess, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Everyone Changes: Part TwoKang, an asian boy who has lunch by me, has the funniest laugh I know.
I BET IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS... he will become a professional comedian.
YET IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS... he will be...
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Categories:
funniest, high school, identity, judgement, life,
Form:
Free verse
My Pet Poems, MaxMy Pet Poems, Max
I hopped onto Craig’s List, made a phone call.
Next day, with a royal blue, nylon carrier, which had a small, zippered door, sitting on the back seat ready, we drove...
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Categories:
funniest, abuse, care, dog,
Form:
Prose
Happily Never AfterOnce upon a time,
In a secluded, distant kingdom,
There lived a beautiful princess
Who spent her days carefree,
If not slightly impassive,
Exploring the palace gardens and
Dancing nimbly around the courtyards,
More often than not accompanied by her ladies-in-waiting,
The youngest...
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Categories:
funniest, angst, devotion, life, lost love, love, sad,
Form:
Blank verse
You'Re Not EvenYou’re not even.
You’re not the greatest dancer, but I would love to dance with you.
You’re not the greatest singer, but we are so in tune.
You’re not a model or designer, but I love your style.
You’re...
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Categories:
funniest, beautiful, beauty, desire, engagement, happy, love, smile,
Form:
Bio
RoseanneOne of the funniest women I’ve ever heard ...
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Categories:
funniest, funnyme,
Form:
Lyric
Circus ClownCircus Clown
Roll up! Roll up!
The circus is in town,
"Damn the weird and wonderful,
we've come to see the clown".
First, ladies and gentlemen
An amazing double-act to see,
Two fat ladies codgitating
Psychedelic Imagery.
Bearded children flying,
On a razor sharp...
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Categories:
funniest, symbolism,
Form:
Rhyme
The Legend Uncle AaronIt's crazy to think
That just nine years ago
The world it had lost
A funny stubborn soul
For most people who knew him
Like him they couldn't help
Though always sarcastic
We all knew he meant well
He was so very...
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Categories:
funniest, appreciation, beautiful, celebration, death of a friend,
Form:
Rhyme
The Rabbit and the Shark – a Fear and High TaleOh my.
Oh no.
Oh goodness no!
You.
How I dread (and long for) your familiar gaze –
how it haunts me!
I know it as well I know my own tail;
my own nose; my own hole!
You with your sleek, silver...
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Categories:
funniest, animals, fantasy, history, imagination, mystery, nature, scienceme,
Form:
Light Verse
Class Clown
He didn't mind other people laughing at him,
made it that much easier to poke fun at them
Talk about how they look,
imitate how they talk
Zing the nerds carrying their school books,
tease the girls about their Lolita...
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Categories:
funniest, abuse, death, funny, sad,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
R.I.P Till Someday Meets ForeverFrom all tomorrows
you’ve been erased,
and all of our sorrows
drip to your lovely face
A light that was lit with forever
as mornings hand past twelve,
left this plain with the ferryman
in forever your light does delve
At first...
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Categories:
funniest, dedicationlight, light,
Form:
Verse
Shot To Poppa SquatSuicide is a topic way too serious for jokes.
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes.
But Patch Addams was played on this tone.
By a fighter of demons of others and his own.
So...
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Categories:
funniest, death of a friend, funny, grief, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Back To BackWell I broke out of Cook County Jail,
With a plastic knife and a wooden pale.
Me sentence was 2 years to me despair,
I decided to escape, dig me way out, it took me 3 years to...
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Categories:
funniest, funnyme, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Only My Eyes Can SeeI don't think you realize how much you mean to me
I want you to know the wonderful man only my eyes can see
I see a man that never gives up he always pushes through
Everything you...
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Categories:
funniest, child, dad, daughter, family, father daughter, fathers
Form:
Rhyme
AcceptanceBy the teacher of children in a preschool class
Kids are taught how to listen first time asked
Have good manners by showing respect in school
Which naturally at times they disobey that rule
Life is a stage, each...
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Categories:
funniest,
Form:
Rhyme