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Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. 
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. 
But Patch Addams was played on this tone. 
By a fighter of demons of others and his own. 

So in the spirit of the Dead Poet Society actor. 
Who influenced our lives in ways I can’t factor. 
Mr. Williams showed suicide is unpredictable. 
Victims like him seem happy and successful. 

So put down the gun and have a good laugh. 
Chuckle so hard your side will split in half. 
Nothing is funnier than an idiot in action. 
Laugh til you cry from the satisfaction. 

There are great memes about crazy sh1t. 
Helping to get those nightmares to quit. 
People crack jokes to make you feel good. 
Mine can fall flat like a board made of wood. 

But what this goof is really trying to say. 
Humor is a tool to help see another day. 
Some jokes suck more ass than a toilet. 
But the tear makers are lined up and set. 

Yes this rhyme may make you roll your eyes. 
But it worked if it stops self-destructive tries. 
Some of the funniest jokes come out wrong. 
Like when Borat wore a green unitard thong. 

So if you think there’s no reason to carry on. 
You’ll miss the meme of the guy mentally gone. 
And the hilarious clips of fools way too drunk. 
Plus bathroom incidents that no doubt stunk. 

The GIFs that hilariously match how you feel. 
Ring clips show failed thieves trying to steal. 
Look I understand you have memories to lose. 
But there’s many you can replace if you chose. 

So remember most jokes will miss their target. 
Unlike a gun aimed at the shooter with regret. 
The best laughs are missed if you chose death
You don’t need it to avoid my morning breath.

So next time you think of saying a peace out. 
I’ve got a raunchy pic so funny you’ll shout. 
Keep your flame on, even if it’s just a flicker.
There’s reason to live if you’re ready to snicker.

Copyright © Adam Segal | Year Posted 2021

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