Long Doofus Poems
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Many British thermal units later
Many British thermal units* later
Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, –
whose alter egos
named and highlighted courtesy
Gallant and Goofus) attones
to heat these lovely bag of bones
amazingly graceful human...
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Categories:
doofus, 12th grade, appreciation, blessing, change, humorous, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet
Moe
Larry
Curly
Shep
Joe
This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know
Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry and Curly passed my way
They were yukking it up,
talking clown...
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Categories:
doofus, fun, humor, parody, political, satire,
Form:
Light Verse
A Definite Bonehead Moment
A definite bonehead moment
since revised when das scribe
made laughing stock of himself
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem
December twenty eighth, 2022).
A retrospective account
revisited courtesy the following
honest to dog doe eyed,
doofus dopey dilemma
allows,...
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Categories:
doofus, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence, angel, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
Non Labor Relations Day September 1st 2023 Poem
Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem
Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed courtesy scholar
really...a boot nuttin
butta an overrated allay
zee good for...
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Categories:
doofus, 12th grade, adventure, angst, appreciation, autumn, break
Form:
Rhyme
No Tell No 'Mo
Pick up the plaid skirt curly,
ride to the rave party on the down low
Sneak out the lame pimple place early,
take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo
Trying to act playa Romeo ... like he...
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Categories:
doofus, humorous, imagery, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Burlesque
Be Wise, Do Not Plagiarise
You've ignited a fire beyond what you know,
my smooth hand glides providing the flow,
striking lightening that makes the mind blow,
you stole my rhymes and put them on show.
I followed the trail and look where it...
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Categories:
doofus, corruption, poetry, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
The Cozzie Switch
My golden dog,
two days after his death
I can still smell his fur
in my nose,
in my brain.
After frantic efforts,
we shared his last breath.
I watch the life leave
his eye.
His name was Cosmos and
I think there is a...
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Categories:
doofus, allegoryday, love, mother, endurance,
Form:
Free verse
The Day My Life Went Bizacko
The day my life went bizacko,
I had me a brush with “big C”
“No biggie; just radiation,” they said,
“after lumpectomy.”
“No, wait,” said the surgeon,“Your cancer’s genetic!
Let’s have you do chemo too.”
A doctor friend wiser said that...
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Categories:
doofus, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Concluded
12/5/20
Better choose quick
Just might lose if
You don't do it
Awesome or a nuisance
It either was or wasn't in the blueprints
Still a loner, or already shot by Cupid's
Arrow, underneath a sky that is moonlit
They spread lies, but...
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Categories:
doofus, life, meaningful, poetry, rap, spiritual, strength, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
I Am Not a Robot Part 2
Me a zombie?
Never!
Just a viral doofus poseur,
Brainiac and hacker on the loose tapping into other genie lamps,
Wireless Stikbot floater skipping ID challenge.
Hurdles that authenticate saliva from a silicone palate.
Trojan horse webber getting kicks from pop...
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Categories:
doofus, color, computer, creation, fantasy, fun, imagery, imagination,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Vintage Vindication
I am watching the t.v. show Growing Pains and it brings tears to my eyes. I think
of the things my grandchildren watch. Less variety was more. We had worthwhile
lessons in a half-hour program. Today there...
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Categories:
doofus, childhood, love, nonsense, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
Doofiness As a Spiritual Principle
My loving wife is a woman who’s just not inclined to flatter
Mine pointed out I’m not so serious about things that don’t matter
But I read between the lines of what she thought she meant
Her unintended...
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Categories:
doofus, children, fun, life, parents,
Form:
Quatrain
Everytime I'M Sad
I want to say you're silly and perhaps a little mad
Infact, you're effing cuckoo because everytime I'm sad
You always make me laugh til I pee my girlie knickers
I believe the sense in you comes in...
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Categories:
doofus, dedication, friendship, funny, me, love, me, giggle,
Form:
Rhyme
Big Fat Looser
I Am a Big Fat Looser
Oh I am a big fat looser
I don’t deserve to live
I need someone to take a Gun
And shoot me till I’m dead
Yes I am a big fat looser
I really want...
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Categories:
doofus, death, how i feel, life, pain, suicide,
Form:
Limerick
Miracle After Miracle After Miracle
Early one morn the sun did sink
in the west as the moon arose
And Farmer Jones inspected his rose
of purple corn, which began to dance
Shedding sheaves, donning pants...
While in the...
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Categories:
doofus, miracle, nature, universe,
Form:
Rhyme
Hid 'Em Up
Dancing to Sisqo
like a dad at a disco
that ain’t the diss though
you’re a straight up pissed ho
handbag on the dance floor
where your sandbag tits fall
straps see you trip fool
your ugly face hit sore
wake...
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Categories:
doofus, appreciation, freedom, rap, rude, slam, urban,
Form:
Rhyme
That Valentine's Day In Manhattan
You're standing on a window ledge
on the 50th floor of your building.
It's Valentine's Day in Manhattan,
clouds cruising, sun everywhere,
a nice breeze tossing your hair,
the taste of that woman always there.
Do you wonder what...
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Categories:
doofus, valentines day,
Form:
Blank verse