Long Dicks Poems

Saul’s twinkling eyes took it all in – the platinum hair framing a first-class face, the silvery sheath dress wrapped around a figure that was out of sight, but in plain view. She was definitely...

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White old men are kind
White old men are divine
White old men are my brothers
White old men are inviting me to supper
White old men are my dream
White old men are very clean
White old men want to...

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Earth's diverse Trees of Tribes
mentor ecotherapy with me,
EcoWe,
echoing sighing resonant waves of wisdom
surfing through lunar waxing-waning freedoms
of humanly divine burning nuclear bushes.

Show me,
unveil We,
boundary wu-wei issues
weaving functions with frequencies,
tipping wild-flowering forms with full-color fluencies,
soaring summer's...

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Time To Cook the Rolls 

“Honey, turn on the oven to 350; the movie is starting!”

Soupy Sales is kicking back with June Taylor at Studio 50.
He is flirting with her leggy dancers as they feed...

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I guess that the revolution
was meant to take place between my
thighs
and below my waist
I guess that the revolution
expects me
to shorten my stride
and slow my pace
just so that I will always remain
a few steps behind you
	submissive
	subservient...

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I seem to of late to live between an inner life of double doubt and life aberrant that relates to a coincintude that female hate is alive and well, as it subjigates its tentacles around...

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IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA 
BASE FORTHWITH.
ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, 
SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, 
WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, 	SHRINKS, COLONEL 
CLINKS, BOSSES,...

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An Overview

When Villonia Beebe was a baby of three
She got it in her head to trim the Christmas tree.
She lit all the pretty candles,
Tossed the matchstick away,
Sister, brother, dad, and mother
Never saw Christmas Day.

Nine years...

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i just woke up all sick again im just ****in goin through changes im still sheddin skin from the last battle i was in i didnt win i cant meand have no hands to exstend...

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MUNCIE, MASON, BALL U & DICKS

Drove my in-laws to a wedding,
turned into quite a haul.
Not invited, I had time left over
after finding Muncie and Ball.

A stranger in paradise
with nothing to do,
I tooled the campus
of magnificent...

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......"Leave you slumpt on the dutty streets........
...I dunno where you from..But....thats how its done in east".....

Was what a pathetic chav so full of snide had once said
Those words turned prophetic once he'd knifed a lad...

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or

The Illusion of Changing Water into Wine Exists; It's Just Not Real

"A frustrated cigar is just a cigar in pain needing some smoking-hot sex."
-- a non-Freudian in need of a cigarette after some smoking-hot sex

*...

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Chicks get pissed at dicks when they're tasting them
call her the wiener cleaner...when she's basting them
don't complain thats insane if she's taking them
waking them up, then she's displacing them
making up her ****ing mind while chasing...

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joe kelley’s dick size

most men who cry silently
about the size of their cock,
do their best to compensate
by getting a big truck with a
huge sound system, so that
they can parade down the street
to show the whole...

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A is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms 
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for dicks
Made of chocolate for prizes
E is for enlarging erections
Oh wow!
F...

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DICK, you think yourself fearless 
Protected by your screen
Shaming and blaming ,being hurtful
So brave and bold when unseen

Now DICK ,its obvious you don’t refrain
From spewing out uneducated remarks
Maybe that’s all you know
And ignorance is embedded...

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I am behind
the large white wheel of an Oldsmobile.
I am a page ripped from a Raymond Chandler novel.
Clipped words curl close to my lips as hot as ash.

Dreamy eyes are cold tonight, there will be...

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All gods, each god-man and god-woman, have preached love on earth.
But who, except Jesus, has taught love for the enemy?
Do good to those who do good—this we've learned from our birth.
Love, He said, and do...

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Someone asked "If you were god what would you do differently?"

I knew instantly what I'd do.

I'd make people stretchier so they could be short or tall as the mood strikes. Women could pull their vag*nas...

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the “it girl”

what it is that she
possesses
our eyes just can’t seem to 
focus &
drawn to her by others chattering
by images plastered on the subway walls
the billboards, the plywood walkways &
spread-eagled all over the internet 
like...

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(Sing along to tune, "Simply the Best!")

Dan, i'm saying, my laugh's afire,
Dan, I voted for you, on the wires,
Dan, golfers are piddling in the rain!
They'll get Corona on their dicks again,
Dan, that's indecent exposure, the...

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GAME
 
Get her to like you that was your game,
call her baby and ask her to say your name.

You like the way she says it or that’s what you tell her,
you hope to make her...

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I’ve written about “Dick The Bully”
“Dick The Ignorant” also
This poem is about “Dick The Coward”
Who is one of the lowest of low

“Dick The Coward” you are gutless
You follow and persecute in a pack
You ride on...

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Those three little words that you uttered,
A feeling of butterfly wings, all a flutter.

Could it be be true, did I hear him right?
Tried not to freak out, with all of my might 

Could it be...

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Open for love, empty though
flickery dies and we seek 
our blown fears
tucking them quickly back under
ground is wet and cold
and to piss u use a coin
to call and recall 
all your messages hearts in
red lips...

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