Dan-- You Are the Best

(Sing along to tune, "Simply the Best!") Dan, i'm saying, my laugh's afire, Dan, I voted for you, on the wires, Dan, golfers are piddling in the rain! They'll get Corona on their dicks again, Dan, that's indecent exposure, the best, Is our Premier the dippiest? Now there's nowhere to wash their hands, Dan, that's health and safety, my man, What about number twos? Is there enough Sorbent for you? There's raw sewage on the golf course, That's a Worksafe issue for the workforce, Dan, you are the best, This plan is your dippiest, Dan, I voted for you, in your Parliament House, Next time, I am voting for Micky Mouse! They're going to migrate to Victoria, my man, Bet NSW are Glad they haven't got our Dan, Yes, Dan, you are the best, You are deffo the dippiest, Simply the best!