Long Dander Poems
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Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
dander, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Eczema outbreak on the school bus
Being different struggling with allergies anxiety asthma runs in my family outbreaks can occur anytime anywhere like with my grandsons right during football practice hives itching rash anything can trigger it my granddaughters all the...
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Categories:
dander, allah, arabic,
Form:
Kyrielle
Shaggy Dog Limericks Vi
The Rottweiler
I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler
The Saint Bernard
Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for...
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Categories:
dander, animal, cute, dog, fun, funny, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
The Basement Boys
Trenton Isaiah aka Ty .The second member of
the band they would call the basement boys.
I have always been a fool for a red headed baby and now I had one on regular loan.
...
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Categories:
dander, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Contest Suggestion
I cannot sponsor a contest but if you can and you are looking for a topic may I
suggest a limerick contest that requires the poet to base the limerick on a word that
begins...
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Categories:
dander, on writing and wordsme, sweet, me, sweet,
Form:
Limerick
The Saving of Joel Claughtrey, Part I
At the remote Carmacks trading post,
during eighteen hundred and ninety-four,
a teenage child, a scared-looking half-breed,
timidly entered through the front door.
Joel Claughtrey barely noticed the young man,
and was far more concerned with whiskey,
he took a long...
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Categories:
dander, adventure, family, father son, lost love, love,
Form:
Narrative
January 24th, 2023 Hair Washing Heralds Huge Happening
January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening
Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter
for mass communication
mediums stop the presses
when I, a regular schlemiel
take shampoo to mine matted mass mop
(no less than...
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Categories:
dander, adventure, anxiety, devotion, fun, hair, happiness, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Excessive Amount of Horn Haiku
of things d\found the scope
peace has existed with hope
even if a dope
did a bin blooper
had become a storm trooper
real super duper
together did click
with such a good looking chick
who of crop was pick
while wearing muzzle
put together...
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Categories:
dander, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
A Combined Poem
A Combined Poem
If I am limited to ten poems a day
I'm sure there must be a way
To write all my poems until done
And will combine them all into one.
Poems are perfect not wanting to...
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Categories:
dander, adventure, analogy,
Form:
Couplet
Meandering Ode
Old Bald Frog and a toad named Ander
saw Sally wander down by the road.
Said Frog, "Now Sally, me and Ander
been wondering where you do meander?"
Now, Ander was a three-toed toad,
had four before that Sally strode
upon...
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Categories:
dander, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Ode
Girl Rising
A Young Beautiful girl with so much spirit in her to lift the soul
With blissful hopes to come she would become a queen they did not want
Many loved her beauty as a child but her...
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Categories:
dander, art, beauty, bullying, conflict, courage, creation, culture,
Form:
ABC
Molting
I found myself peeling back the yellow wallpaper
that once covered my bedroom walls in search of not
only a solid foundation but something I couldn't quite put my finger on. I lay awake tonight,...
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Categories:
dander, birth, color, deep, feelings, i am, yellow,
Form:
Haibun
Mansize
He was big and he was tough
Sort of primitive and hairy
On first encounter his face
Was frankly somewhat scary
He could .fight and he could cuss
Run a marathon without dropping
And when he got his dander up
Boy...
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Categories:
dander, humor, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dove
Dedicated to Robert Lindley. Warning this tale is dark.
THE DOVE
A bloody stain upon the sheets, how cruel!
Soulless weight of the wretched beast who’d rule.
With his bare paws and downward thrust he’d crush,
Rake over the virgin,...
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Categories:
dander, abuse, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
Spring Flowers Beauty
Amaryllis is called naked lady
Bloodroots’ leaves...
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Categories:
dander, flower, spring,
Form:
Abecedarian
Hour Glass
As I waltz with a whim awareness begins to wander within
And whistles that whisper of wicked waves as I walk in the wind
My conscience is dim, it seems the sky has just fallen again
With a...
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Categories:
dander, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Cowboy Saturday Night Hoedown
The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done.
Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious son-of-a-gun.
He drew his pay, jumped in his pickup and headed...
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Categories:
dander, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
My Climate-Control Attorney
Yesterday my attorney once again reminded me
Legal battles are not fought to win
They invite us to not lose any more than we already have,
now that the battle lines are so toxically
traumatically
dissociatively
protagonist v antagonist
drawn
And ready to...
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Categories:
dander, humor, life, loss, political,
Form:
Political Verse
Lady Una and the Lion
Walking in the meadow of life on that summer day
Where she always loved to be at Una walked along the steady stream
As she picked up the white Lilly flower and put upon her...
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Categories:
dander, age, art, beauty, bird, culture, day, environment,
Form:
ABC
Living In Juliet's Shadow
The fleeting moments could never distill your eternal essence, yet thy shadow lingers to caress the lofty words
inscribed on doled heart. Time was abridged by thy unappreciable presence. With an incalculable prescience
thou did sculpt...
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Categories:
dander, love
Form:
Prose Poetry
Dander Raised By a Dingbat
Dander Raised By a Dingbat
A dingbat had brain badly infected
Which we determined and detected
Condemns, complains and is analytical
Causing chaos and being quite critical.
Was idiot and moron we did not love
By any of us and dignity...
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Categories:
dander, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Remarks of a Prig
I'm hearing rumors that are easy to believe
but none of them give me reason to grieve
You've been telling people their poetry sucks
Words from your mouth flow in a fetid flux
What arrogance is revealed in your...
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Categories:
dander, dedication,
Form:
Rhyme
A Walk Through the Snowy Copse
Into the snow white castle only tepid feet bound
Head mirror of quilted bed reflects a glimmering compound
Satin blanket spreads over each frozen mound
A blinding glare from the silted bed doth rebound
With each heavy step mist...
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Categories:
dander, adventure, courage,
Form:
Rhyme
Kelps Report
Nussar " BigKnuckle" Dander, "Godbout" Lovell Moody
and "Oklahoma Cowboy" verses "Chef" Gussal Van Galloure
," The Goofy" Bostonain and Kaultour Jinx
Ended with a inverted figure four submission
When the Jinx caught Lovell Moody...
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Categories:
dander, clothes, music, repetition, slam, sports,
Form:
Ballad
Snow White Impurities
the outside floated inside
white seeds seemed fluff
floating & frolicsome
until their rooted relic
of bitter dandelion wine
wished we hurried
to busy our bones
do something thoughtful.
yes..we’d pluck a stem
or two and gift
but this gift in ever after
would list and...
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Categories:
dander, angst, marriage,
Form:
Free verse