Dander Raised By a Dingbat
Dander Raised By a Dingbat
A dingbat had brain badly infected
Which we determined and detected
Condemns, complains and is analytical
Causing chaos and being quite critical.
Was idiot and moron we did not love
By any of us and dignity is above
And beyond comparison he thought.
With pants down as usual he was caught.
Of his great wealth he should be stripped
So out into mainstream he can be shipped
And after remaining there for a long while
P for President we often did have to dial.
(We really wanted to Dial M to murder
all of his moron comments instead.)
Walked off Air Force One with a callous
Heading on way to his Ivory Palace
Which is why they had painted it white
To be shinny and bring in the sunlight.
President's present idea is beyond belief
Make all Mexican residents go on relief
Turning out to be Trump's biggest downfall
He only hired Mexicans to build wobbly wall.
Now that America is almost all walled in
Some say he wants to build one more again
Between us and Canada another is beginning
Prime Minister over this will not be winning.
(Neither Canada's nor England's know for sure.)
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017
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