Long Butt in Poems
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Where Is Your MindWhere Is Your Mind?
Where is your mind?
Is it way out there in the clouds of smoking cigarettes and cigars?
Is it way out there in the clouds of smoking marijuana?
Where is your mind?
Is it way out...
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butt in, adventure, allegory, analogy, desire, growth, passion, perspective,
Form:
Lyric
Patsy Foley Was Roly-Poly In 1947It may have been the devil himself who prompted the kids in my schoolyard back in 1947 to chant "Patsy Foley's roly-poly from eating too much ravioli."
At first, no one could remember who started the...
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Categories:
butt in, memory,
Form:
Prose
Various Heresies 7Pagans Protest the Intolerance of Christianity
by Michael R. Burch
“We have a common sky.” — Quintus Aurelius Symmachus
We had a common sky
before the Christians came.
We thought there might be gods
but did not know their names.
The common...
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Categories:
butt in, angel, atheist, bible, christian, faith, god, jesus,
Form:
Rhyme
Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, AbsurdLimericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...
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Categories:
butt in, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form:
Limerick
GilgameshGILGAMESH . . .
Story has it you used your power to run amuck
Putting fear into the people, and brides in Unuk
So the people of Unuk pray to the sky God Anu
To sort out...
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Categories:
butt in, adventure, best friend, brother, character, deep, emotions,
Form:
Epic
Dillen's Continuing Dmv AdventuresI wrote a sad but true urban legend called “Dillen and the DMV” last week.
Here follows an update.
Background Review:
One of my health care employees, Dillen, has wicked ADD, borderline intelligence, not qualifying for disability supports,...
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Categories:
butt in, betrayal, culture, health, humanity, language, political, race,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Reveren' Carlton Whitney - Both Audio and TextReveren’ Carlton Whitney was the pastor of our church, and someone I looked up to as a child.
Six foot six, with piercing eyes, a booming voice, and yet…his disposition, thankfully - was mild.
The very...
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Categories:
butt in, character, uplifting,
Form:
Narrative
Various Heresies 6Various Heresies 6
Altared Spots
by Michael R. Burch
The mother leopard buries her cub,
then cries three nights for his bones to rise
clad in new flesh, to celebrate the sunrise.
Good mother leopard, pensive thought
and fiercest love’s wild insurrection
yield...
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Categories:
butt in, atheist, bible, christian, faith, god, jesus, prayer,
Form:
Rhyme
Remember WhenRemember when you were very young, ...
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Categories:
butt in, fun, games, life, love, remember, today, youth,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Dancing: the Last DanceWas it a cruel twist of fate?
Sneering, laughing chance?
Perhaps something I ate?
A bad bout of happenstance?
It wrenched and tore at my gut,
A sickening, sober, foreboding sign.
Wretched chance it was not,
This time was by insidious design.
The...
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Categories:
butt in, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety, dance, dark, metaphor,
Form:
Rhyme
Straight To Hell - a Short StoryI was a seventeen year old senior in a coed, catholic high school. Our gym classes however were still all boys and all girls. My senior year we had gym every other day...
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Categories:
butt in, life, day, school, teacher, me, old, class,
Form:
Narrative
Thirty-Twofrom island corner, big Antrim lad
to Belfast city, a tiny pad
shattered windows, tilted clocks
Goliath had lost his socks
gargantuan giant going mad
Armagh apple girl, any topic
...
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Categories:
butt in, ireland, nonsense,
Form:
Verse
Categories:
butt in, car, kid, red, snow, vacation, weather, winter,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Why I Don'T Trust Psychics - 3rd ThirdNOTE: This is the final THIRD of a funny 3-part poem. You'll find the 1st and 2nd parts on my homepage, of course. I hope you'll take the time to read the whole thing, it's...
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Categories:
butt in, funny, humor, , western,
Form:
Narrative
Inception: Tears of Bittersweet Sentiments - Collab With Mikey Part 5He lifts me up on cloud nine
I’m a lost sheep in godly sleep
He nurtures me like His child – I’m feelin’ fine
I’m a joyful sheep in godly sleep
Dead leaves of dried hope and fervor-lacking faith...
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Categories:
butt in, betrayal, emotions, encouraging, words, universe,
Form:
Free verse
I Dodged a BulletHalf a dozen girls, at least, were on my list of ‘maybes’, as I was on the prowl to find a date for junior prom,
When I was coaxed to think about a girl who lived...
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Categories:
butt in, high school,
Form:
Narrative
On Filling Voids - 1st HalfHere's WHY,
This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I...
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Categories:
butt in, father daughter, relationship,
Form:
Narrative
Mom's Old Photos - 2nd Half Text Plus Full AudioHere's the deal, folks...
This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts.
...
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Categories:
butt in, memory, mom,
Form:
Narrative
Categories:
butt in, crazy, dream, humor, sister, tree,
Form:
Free verse
Car Wars - 1st Half In Text - Plus Full AudioHere's the scoop, friends...
This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way...
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Categories:
butt in, car, humor,
Form:
Verse
What's Love Got To Do With ItI started out life as Anna Mae Bullock, ...
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Categories:
butt in, child, cry, hurt, music, song, woman, world,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
A Party In the Snow2020 has been a year of blue, ...
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Categories:
butt in, blue, christmas, cry, fun, new years day,
Form:
Rhyme
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
butt in, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Flagan the Dragon Part2The Tale of the Bumpalump
After the Knight had unraveled...Flagan decided to travel
and get away on a long holiday.
He thought it quite grand to visit a new land
and...
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Categories:
butt in, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Cowboy Way - 1st ThirdThis is, as indicated, the 1st THIRD of this lengthy poem. The 2nd and final thirds had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make...
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Categories:
butt in, crush, first love,
Form:
Narrative