Long Bellybutton Poems

There has never been a time since
Societies emerged,
In any generation where
Communities diverged.

Mankind is like the animals
Who gather into herds;
Proving he is no different
Than mammals, fish and birds.

It isn’t easy to accept,
But we can see what’s...

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THE IRISH INVENTED EVERYTHING

Ireland invented everything; I think it’s fair to say
From the automatic office door, to the LED display
We put the first man on the moon, conceived the mobile phone
Discovered Mars and Pluto, and...

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I shook my head
Knew the day’d be messy
Some poor sap
Was marrying my Aunt Bessie

She’d slept with half of Brooklyn
Flaunting her exploits all through town
The mayor, the banker, the deli clerk
Even the birthday party clown

A wedding...

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“Let’s unite the world! “ The exuberant pretty teenager yelled.
She was shaking a yellow sign in the street. She had torn jeans.
A plethora of tattoos snaked up her arm, and her bellybutton showed.
I agree! I...

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If i could have your arms as a pillow, i would bring it everywhere, even on the bus. I would
wrap it around me if i was cold. I would put half of it on my...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
(Or: Rules Are Written By Idiots, Followed by Fools)
    ...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
      cast of characters:
    ...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
      cast of characters:
    ...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
      cast of characters:
    ...

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lets double
check our gear

heavy duty
helmet topped with
a light an underneath
chin strap as well as 
a body 
harness

check

at least fifty yards of
rope with ten pitons
each and as many 
carabiners comfortable
for one to
carry

check

now gather round
and take a...

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Down you upside hanging
By me danger dangling by
Bellybutton unsweatering

You sprite! Grin giggling
At me look laughing at
Legs in blue jean wrapping

You and tree branch playing
Just me girl game watching just
Wrists undressing, lil' tushy out peaking

On you...

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her brown skinned
body laying atop a
table top covered
by a white table
cloth but she is

naked yet dressed
as a buffet with 
delights to eat
placed like plates 
for to be self served

my finger tips imitate
chop sticks to take
the...

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Imagine if we could be transported back
Just pushing on our old bellybutton
We'd have to be careful when taking a bath
We'd be a kid again all of a sudden

Happily, we'd be done a whole lot sooner
Not...

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after months
many moons
taking to my
hairbrush

pulling out
the hair that
my brush had 
pulled out

from my head
and beard but
what to do
with it as it

seems a waste
to throw away
so pondering
thoughts thinking

recycle

so first i tried
to be a cat and
swallow then
throw...

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Ready waiting anticipating love coming my way
Be ready all you want it is not coming today 
LOVE

The foundation has to be in place starts with self 
Being in love with self others can see
Not vain...

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wanting
to title 
this 
as
.

but certain soup
rule "characters",
butt certainly not
caricatures, are not
allowed

no matter
how proud the 
poem speaks but
not ever never sexually
i can't express what i mean

to say about
your special
traits like
rolling
your

tongue and 
using your fingers 
to make...

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Ever try eating a Soft Taco Supreme
And not appear like a glutton
With stuff squirting out all over yourself
Down to your old bellybutton

It's all about this amazing experience
Wouldn't be as enjoyable without it
So forget about all...

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i took
today
because
it was for
the taking

off of
work
then
realizing
this is ex

actly how i'll
be acting 
when i 
retire
for i

will wake 
when i want 
and will wait
for her bolt of
lighting to strike

my metal pole as
it's the tallest 
object sticking
up hoping...

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Ever try eating a Soft Taco Supreme
And not appear like a glutton
With stuff squirting out all over yourself
Down to your old bellybutton

It's all about this amazing experience
Wouldn't be as enjoyable without it
So forget about all...

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I want to grow old if I can
Though this is the plan
Chance takes the final turn
Fate has the master pen

I have it, I live to fulfil one
A purpose, a reason for being
Though it’s shrouded in
I...

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Santa went out last night dressed as mutton.
Partied too much; was a real butt   on.
Woke with aching hangover.
Mrs. Santa, boil-over,
Threaten to punch in his bellybutton.

You need to deliver the children's toys.
Or you'll ruin...

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