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Soft Tacos Supreme

Ever try eating a Soft Taco Supreme And not appear like a glutton With stuff squirting out all over yourself Down to your old bellybutton It's all about this amazing experience Wouldn't be as enjoyable without it So forget about all those damn cleaning bills They're part of the joyous trip As you chomp away with gay abandon The messier the better, for sure Without the mess, you ain't no aficionado Just someone trying to act mature Acting prim and proper when eating a taco Has never been part of the scene So dig right in, the messier the better Be a proud taco eating machine

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Date: 12/17/2022 9:05:00 PM
Guess I'm just a prim-and-proper Victorian now. Don't even let the mustard squirt out of my hotdog anymore. lol. ~ Over-domesticated Dad
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Date: 12/16/2022 2:19:00 AM
Tacos are so fun—the messiness is part of the fun! “As you chomp away with gay abandon” —cool line. Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/16/2022 3:29:00 AM
Messiness is part of the fun eh! Love to you always, Happy Jack XOXOX
Date: 12/15/2022 6:58:00 AM
Jack, that's why they still sit us at the kids table....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/15/2022 7:08:00 AM
A proud "taco eating machine" eating at the kids table! LOL Thanks for dropping by John!
Date: 12/14/2022 11:19:00 PM
Wearing a bib helps lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/15/2022 4:24:00 AM
Naw... that's part of the whole process! LOL
Date: 12/14/2022 10:32:00 PM
You made me really hungry, Great poem Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/15/2022 4:27:00 AM
Go have yourself a taco right now dear Wendy! Never mind if you wear some of it! LOL Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 12/14/2022 11:50:00 AM
After eating at a wedding. Heading home to cousin’s house late at night. Hs wife’s driving. He’s tipsy. His son wants to get home and his dear dad chants: “Mighty Taco…Mighty Taco.” The teen says, “No, Dad! I want to go home.” Mom tells the kid to be quiet and so the round goes. So hilarious for me, the out of towner, who had plenty at the wedding. Intrigued! LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/15/2022 4:33:00 AM
Sounds like you guys had fun time... happy happy! Love from me to you!!!
Date: 12/14/2022 9:13:00 AM
Fine one Jack. I can't eat them without wearing it either. Luv them though. Keep rolling
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/14/2022 9:42:00 AM
Three cheers for Soft Taco Supremes!!! YeaHaw! Could eat 'em every fay! LOL

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