Omlet

"OMLET" or "The Taming Of A Screwball" cast of characters: Julius Caesar A Roman Teenaged Kid A Roman Guard Brutus A bunch of Caesars Girlfriends A bunch of Roman Senators Julius picked up the violin and looked at the kid. ""Et playdimus youdimus?"" he asked. "Nonimus!" replied the kid. "Cousinimus Nero playsimus." "Ahhhh," sighed Julius. "Prodigimus bratimus." Suddenly a guard ran in, waving his sword and shouting, "Mightymus Ceasermus! Brutumus et comingus!" Just then Brutus comes in, followed by a bunch of drunk senators. All of Caesars girl friends run offstage screaming in terror. "Ahhhh--Friendimus Brutumus..."" Julius said, putting his arm around Brutus' shoulder. Brutus took out a dagger and promptly thrusted it up Caesars bellybutton. "Ahhhhhhh--Brutumus!"" Caesar repeated. "Youdimus screwdimus meedimus." curtain (applause) © ron wilson aka Vee Bdosa the Doylestown Poet