Vee Bdosa Poet Epic

Taming of a Screwball

"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
      cast of characters:
      Julius Caesar
      A Roman Teenaged Kid
      A Roman Guard
      Brutus
      A bunch of Caesars Girlfriends
      A bunch of Roman Senators
   
   Julius picked up the violin and looked at the
kid. ""Et playdimus youdimus?"" he asked.
   "Nonimus!" replied the kid. "Cousinimus Nero
playsimus."
   "Ahhhh," sighed Julius. "Prodigimus bratimus."
   Suddenly a guard ran in, waving his sword and
shouting, "Mightymus Ceasermus! Brutumus et comingus!"
   Just then Brutus comes in, followed by a bunch
of drunk senators. All of Caesars girl friends
run offstage screaming in terror.
   "Ahhhh--Friendimus Brutumus..."" Julius said,
putting his arm around Brutus' shoulder.
   Brutus took out a dagger and promptly
thrusted it up Caesars bellybutton.
   "Ahhhhhhh--Brutumus!"" Caesar repeated.
"Youdimus screwdimus meedimus."
                     curtain
                      (applause)

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Carol Eastman February 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM Great, original, crazy poem... I loved it greatimus...

Vince Suzadail Jr. February 9, 2012 at 3:45 PM Congratimus. Very funimus. Vince

Carol Sunshine Brown February 9, 2012 at 11:20 AM Congratulations on your poetry being featured this week Veebdosa. Love, Carol

Samual Ronthorpe February 6, 2012 at 11:14 PM Congratulations on having your poem featured on Poetry Soup this week.................S.Ronthorpe

Christopher Marcum March 13, 2011 at 10:03 AM Smile -- yes, sooner or later we All must face this moment wherein, you either bow unto reality or prepare yourself for your own engraved, fall....thus, i truly love the wisdom to be found amid this historical perhaps account of, a reflection through time ~ love, Always, christopher ~