Carol's Grandpa Troll

Imagine if we could be transported back Just pushing on our old bellybutton We'd have to be careful when taking a bath We'd be a kid again all of a sudden Happily, we'd be done a whole lot sooner Not nearly as much body to wash If my auntie barges in and playfully giggles I'd cover up my naughty bits, by gosh Probably be other embarrassing moments Like seeing my dear sister naked Of course she wouldn't have any lady bumps yet She'd be so upset to be invaded Sometimes this funny brain that I own Entertains me for hours on end Goes off to this make believe world of mine And play with my imaginary friends D'ya think I should see one of those doctors That treat us very special souls Whose reality is playing with Lego and stuff And believe in Carol's Grandpa Troll © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 3/16/2014 8:17:00 PM
Well..they'd have to lock up a bunch of us..trolls and all...very cute Jack...PS..this avatar is a chop of my bio pic that has been up for eons...you can see all the chicken lady there..:-) :-) and thanks for the compliment..that's about one twentieth of my yard in that pic..now you know why I'm always so busy..:-) :-)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/17/2014 6:36:00 AM
You are quite the lady, my dear Donna Jones... AND you still make time to write and review poetry! YOU'RE AMAZING!!! Love ya! XOXOX
Date: 3/15/2014 5:18:00 PM
Jack I love that old mind of yours. Keep them coming. Love this !! Anne
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2014 5:22:00 PM
You are so sweet my dear Anne... thanks a bunch! Loving hugs XOXOX
Date: 3/15/2014 2:25:00 PM
Grandpa Troll laughed at this one... Then suggested if you want to see a Dr... That Dragon's Psycho-analyst shingle is still out... And you might enjoy the Bling Ring, too, when he brings you back to reality... Or it would at least get your mind off those naughty belly buttons for a while... That from Grandpa Troll who took your suggestion and is playing with his belly button... Trying to get young again! Honestly! You guys! LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2014 2:42:00 PM
Methinks I'll stay where I am! Imagine going through all those teenage years again! Nope! Not me!!! XOX
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