Leslie Wilson Poet Rhyme

The Irish Invented Everything

THE IRISH INVENTED EVERYTHING

Ireland invented everything; I think it’s fair to say
From the automatic office door, to the LED display
We put the first man on the moon, conceived the mobile phone
Discovered Mars and Pluto, and of course, the twilight zone
Planes and trains and trucks and cars, were all invented here
We even had the concept, of putting twelve months in the year
We invented ships and submarines, and the humble coffee cup 
Sure we even made Viagra, just to keep our peckers up
We invented drums and violins, then trumpets and guitars
But playing makes you thirsty, so we invented Irish bars
We developed all the medicine, on which the world depends
Then we gave you love and hatred, and the means to make amends
We discovered beer and cider, we discovered whiskey too
And we started brewing Guinness, which is very good for you
We gave you sweets and chocolate, and all that tasty stuff
And we invented soft pyjamas, plus that bellybutton fluff 
We invented roads and pavements, and we introduced the bridge
The cooker and the washing machine, we even claim the fridge
We invented mirth and humour, and we taught the world to sing
Sure you gotta love the Irish …………..   We invented everything……….

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Connie Marcum Wong July 27, 2018 at 6:16 PM This poem is delightful Leslie, speaking from someone who claims a lot of irish heritage. I loved it! : ) Leslie Wilson July 30, 2018 at 3:59 AM LOL.... It's true...The Irish really do think they invented everything.

Leslie Wilson July 3, 2018 at 12:00 PM The Irish have this notion that everything was actually invented in Ireland, so this is a comical look at what they believe to be true