Long Belched Poems
Long Belched Poems. Below are the most popular long Belched by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Belched poems by poem length and keyword.
Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First Date
Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous readers,
he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually
exploded out rear...
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Categories:
belched, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Jack the Ripper
I Jumped up suddenly out of my bed
With Jack the ripper spinning in my head
And the word cabinet kept floating in my bed
I had a very serious message to deliver
But I don't know who to...
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Categories:
belched, america, angel, beautiful, culture, england, international, mystery,
Form:
Narrative
Keep It Turnin' To the Right
Oklahoma cowboy, tough coal miner’s son
Born in Henryetta, south of Tulsa some
Raised by daddy’s momma, taught him wrong from right
Daddy taught him ropin’, taught him how to fight
Herding made no money, its stock was...
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Categories:
belched, day, earth, funny, life, love, satire, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Gustybot Melly - Not For Refined Folk
This is the story of Gustybot Melly
His really small nose and his very large belly
He'd finished the biscuits, the cake and the jelly
And munched all the crisps like the ones on the telly
And when he...
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Categories:
belched, marriage, sick,
Form:
Rhyme
Various Heresies 8
Various Heresies 8
These are heretical poems with heresies about the bible, god, jesus christ and christianity.
Red State Religion Rejection Slip
by Michael R. Burch
I’d like to believe in your LORD
but I really can’t risk it
when his...
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Categories:
belched, christian, christmas, death, earth, god, heaven, jesus,
Form:
Rhyme
For Better Or Worst
For contest Sponsored by: (Destroyer ((Poet
My worst poem ever
The sights and the scenes that you might have seen
Will hold no great power or trill
When tonight I regale that wondrous tale
Of the farmer that lived in...
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Categories:
belched, funnynight, night, power,
Form:
Ballad
Who Made You a Judge
/'d???g?l/ /'d??s.t?s/
That was what my dictionary
woke up to show me this morning,
Who made you one of this angels?
One is called /'d???g?l/ jungle and the other is called /'d??s.t?s/ justice like a league of...
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Categories:
belched, africa, anger, anti bullying, art,
Form:
Blank verse
No Toilets In the Sky - 2021 Version
[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)]
...
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Categories:
belched, humorous,
Form:
Lyric
Gothic Fantasy
On a dare
full well knowing its reputation
...
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Categories:
belched, fantasy, imaginationnight, howl, night, red,
Form:
Narrative
My Friend's Wedding
Saturday is native to weddings and ceremonies
Of anxieties – patterned in coarse sputum of rain.
My friend Bonsy and his wife filled the calendar
With the uselessness of time, levelled against waste
As indicated by the clocks of...
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Categories:
belched, celebration, society, wedding,
Form:
Free verse
No Toilets In The Sky - 2025 - slightly gross
Santa’s doing Tinkles as he travels on his way
Sprinkling golden showers ’cross the moonlit sky today
He has no private place to pee which fills him with dismay
For there’s no public toilets... in the Milky Way
Santa’s...
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Categories:
belched, christmas, song,
Form:
Lyric
Big Red
It was the "Old West" and the town dusty
When in on his horse came a galloper named Rusty.
He ran into the saloon and shouted aloud
"Big Red's a Comin'" ... which stunned the crowd.
They started to...
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Categories:
belched, cowboy-western, funny, imagination
Form:
Couplet
Treasure Hunt
You were here such a long time ago.
I knew you not nor did I have a clue.
I was just a silly giggly little fool.
Days passed by until the Sun set too low.
So I memorized the...
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Categories:
belched, adventure, allegory, devotion, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, history, hope,
Form:
Rhyme
The Masochistic Lovers
We have lived a false life, you and I,
Chasing halcyon dreams through chaos and despair;
We have ventured beyond the brink,
And only just returned – with weakened knees
And tremulous smiles, our hearts...
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Categories:
belched, angst, death, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form:
Free verse
That's Why
because…
the hardware store
owner smirked
when he collected
my money order
to pay the utility bill
to get the lights turned
back on.
because…
I slept on a worn out
mattress on the floor,
in a bedroom shared
with my older brother
who...
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Categories:
belched, angst, childhood, teen, me,
Form:
Free verse
No Toilets In the Sky - Vaguely Gross
Warning: vaguely gross content... hmm, can something be ‘vaguely’ gross?
NO TOILETS IN THE SKY
To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)
Santa’s doing tinkles as he travels on his way
Sprinkling golden showers ’cross the...
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Categories:
belched, christmas, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
I, Chimney
One rain-soaked morning at the mill owner’s behest they assembled on the hillside.
High above his workers’ harsh existence, building commenced on the mansion.
Brick by brick, inch by inch I emerged.
First floor reached, two sturdy hollow...
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Categories:
belched, home,
Form:
Free verse
But It Rained...
Denver sang Annie's song and the wind howled and swept cold.
I paced across my flooded hall, gathering every drop
The fiery rain sold. Specks of cinder fell
On my face and burnt the skin at every place....
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Categories:
belched, angst, death, introspection, life, love, passion, time,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Boulder
The Boulder
The anchor ripped through the seabed, lurching and banging trying to get a grip,
Dragged forward at a pace, cutting grooves in the sand under, the belly of the ship.
The anchor locks on to a...
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Categories:
belched, funny, life,
Form:
Ballad
Mundane For Breakfast
I live in a little town where the
average age is pushing sixty
or has pushed past
and we haven't gotten the word yet
from the officials.
This morning, at a self-imposed,
post-christmas,
celebration,
over a big steak,
medium-well,...
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Categories:
belched, introspection, life, natural disasters, peoplefriend, cancer,
Form:
Free verse
The Maryland 400, Part Ii
...But with redcoats in the rear
they couldn’t persevere,
on narrows paths by a small creek
escape from their foes they did seek,
but who would guard the rear?
Stirling and four hundred
brave men from Maryland,
would act as the army’s...
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Categories:
belched, america, courage, freedom, history, patriotic, remember, war,
Form:
Epic
A Couple of Nags
A Couple Of Nags
A couple of fellows who weren't very bright
Got terribly drunk in the pub one night
It gave them a bit of a shock of course
When in a drunk bet... They each won a...
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Categories:
belched, animal, funny, horse,
Form:
Rhyme
On Dirtied Pavement.
On the edge of metropolitan midnight
he lays in a breathless silence
rasping the evanescing yesterdays to his windows
both open and locked,
while the unknowing below in stale smoke barrooms,
wait to sear his wounds and retell his life
in...
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Categories:
belched, death, loss, mystery, philosophyold, old,
Form:
Free verse
Goldilocks and the Free Beers
The cabin was stood there, its door was ajar
The owners were out but they couldn’t be far
She was so thirsty she needed a drink
Did she wait outside... well what do you think
She pushed on the...
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Categories:
belched, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Jungle All the Way
An offering from my slush-pile in lieu
of anything new
Santa’s sleigh crash landed in the jungle
He got caught in the...
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Categories:
belched, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme