Teen Limerick Poems | Examples
These Teen Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Teen. These are the best examples of Limerick Teen poems written by international poets.
I never knew some girls could be so mean
and carry on like a trans high school teen.
It sure ain’t raging hormones
cos this coven are old crones
who crave attention and wish to be seen!
So I shall grant them that wish they so crave
and make ‘em my witch ‘n make ‘em my slave.
I will immortalise ‘em
with my satirical pen
until they want more and make me their fave!
(I think I already am)
Written March 2025
PS: Note to Mean Girls. Please stop writing
and posting inane tirades disguised as
red pill humour and let’s just move on
shall we. You make it way too easy!
Play out your girl aggression somewhere
else. Don’t be “damp squibs”. Bygones?
Teen Felix got pissed as a newt
His actions he could not dispute
He pee’d in the sink
Caused by demon drink
What happened next he can’t refute
He perched on the sink for a dump
Brown faeces came out of his rump
The weight of his load
Made the sink implode
My brother I just want to thump!
My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!
My teen daughter is always respectful.
But with chores she is ever forgetful.
Leaving notes doesn't help,
So I tried Grampas belt,
Now we laugh on the floor as we wrestle!
Too many pets with too many holes!
What goes in them from their cute pet bowls,
Comes out of more than just one,
If I don't clean it's not done,
Making me ill seems to be their goals!
A gang of three guys displaying their flairs
Nonplus by the grin boy with curly hairs
Horror by the toothless teen
perfectly suits Halloween
As if he is Holmes, the third puts on airs.
I sleep in each day until *noon,
My *mum says I live on the moon,
If I think a day’s good *deed,
Is to *eye a Facebook feed,
Than to *peep outside of my room.
Wrinkled clothes stacked near my ironing board
will just lie there, completely ignored
‘cause today I’ll be groovin’.
To the oldies I’m movin’
like a teen to the hits most adored.
A principal had to resign
For an art teacher chose to assign
What a parent called ****
And she needed to warn
Those in charge it was way out of line.
Thought the students, eleven and twelve,
Into classical works were to delve,
Michelangelo’s art
Showed a male body part
That the protester wanted to shelve.
Now the David is known far and wide
And most viewers can take it in stride,
But in Florida’s schools
They play by different rules
So some crazy taboos are applied.
To that mother who thinks she protects
Her near-teen, maybe what she expects
Is that viewing a nude
Will make someone unglued,
Certain books having likewise effects.
Sacred Cat Society
Known for notoriety
Princess, the Head
She's royal bred
Follows cat propriety
Princess loves to primp and preen
She keeps herself very clean
She gets her wish
Fish in her dish
Otherwise she will turn mean
Princess prances like a queen
She behaves like a spoiled teen
Catwalks around
Regally crowned
If crossed, she will make a scene
Princess plays with her fur ball
Has us at her beck and call
At her meow
To her we bow
She acts like a Miss Know-all
22nd February 2023
For Mystic Rose Rose's contest
so ten of your teeth were pulled
and now your mouth crown jeweled
you must think us daffy
you ate all that taffy
insurance claim overruled.
my girlfriends dad is so nice
sold me a canoe half price
but on our first date
we got home quite late
saved by flotation device.
He has an arrogance that can be felt.
He’s big and burly not petite or svelte.
Smoking two packs a day
Frightens good girls away
And his breath smells like moldy tuna melt
Chastised by neighbors and his old mother
Smells like moldy socks of my teen brother
Puts his nose in the air
Attitude is unfair
Rubs us all wrong one way or another
Wrinkled clothes won’t get smoothed out today.
On my Bing board, I’ll hang ten and sway.
To the oldies I’m groovin’.
Like a teen, I am movin’.
With the Beach Boys, I’ll surf U. S. A.!
title--hit song by the Beach Boys, 1963
Bing surf boards—first one produced in 1959
July 17, 2022
written for Lisa YY's limerick contest Placed 2nd
Send the kids to school to be shot
Or church to become a sex pot
With COVID-19
Becoming a teen
May be the slimmest chance they've got!
n.b. Texans believe life is only sacred
until the breath of life is inhaled
after which everyone is fair game!
Little Jimmy was a eight-teen-year-old wild teenager
He had a souped-up Dodge Dart and ate day old bagels
At the dark in the park he would race his Dodge Dart
Car went so fast it's sputtered sounds of flagellants-fart
Baroom-zoom-zooms out here drag racing in out of danger
2/21/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022
On a ferris wheel enjoying the love
An opportunity to propose thirty feet above
A thrill enhanced
A wonderful chance
To ask the big question didn't need a shove