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Written, November 03, 2024
For the International Contest, Holiday Humor- Limerick Set
Sponsor, Tania Kitchin, Judged 11/17/2024

FIRST PLACE

Heretic, Rebel, a Thing to Flout: Now for Something Completely Different— Limericks!

 
Halloween is not just for kids these days, as I found one night when all was ablaze; a scary creature grabbed me, and I kicked so I could flee ... turns out it was my neighbour, old Mr. Mays ! Once, I was thinking of Thanksgiving food, and the joy and fun mom had with her brood; oh, fat turkey was just chilling, and mom's dance moves were just thrilling ... the oven never on . . . we had fast-food ! Mom yelled, Dad get a nice big Christmas tree, so, off to the lot me and dad did flee; we said, please we want one big, one bigger than last years twig ... stuck in door and we could not get it free !

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Date: 11/22/2024 10:50:00 AM
Great humor with these, Dear Heart. Big congrats
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Date: 11/27/2024 8:24:00 PM
Andrea, thank you for the compliment and congrats ~
Date: 11/17/2024 1:31:00 PM
Congrats, Constance! Well done!
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Date: 11/17/2024 2:11:00 PM
Jim, thank you so much for the congrats and the compliment, blessings Constance
Date: 11/17/2024 12:54:00 PM
Lol good ones! Great sense of humor! Xo
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Date: 11/17/2024 1:28:00 PM
Crystol, thank you so much for the compliment, love Constance
Date: 11/17/2024 11:31:00 AM
Constance, I enjoyed your limerick set, especially the ending of your third one. Congratulations on your first place win.
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Date: 11/17/2024 1:27:00 PM
Tania, thank you for the fun contest and my wonderful placement and for the comment,compliment and congratulations, love Constance
Date: 11/4/2024 7:47:00 AM
Dear Constance, I enjoyed the frolic through your seasonal limericks. Such fun and delightful! Autumn Blessings, MyD ear Friend, Daniel
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Date: 11/4/2024 4:06:00 PM
Daniel, lol, thank you for you compliment, and comment, Constance
Date: 11/3/2024 7:32:00 PM
Wow. You got all the upcoming holidays in only three limerick. I liked how you easily flowed from the first to the last, and connected them with holiday laughter.
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Date: 11/3/2024 10:14:00 PM
Hilda, thank you so much for the comment, and compliment, love Constance
Date: 11/3/2024 4:50:00 PM
Constance this put a smile on my face thanks for the funnies really enjoyed. Glad you are able to share humor it is nice to see you writing humor. God bless you and I hope you are coping my Dear. Hugs xoxo
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Date: 11/3/2024 10:17:00 PM
Michael, thank you for the compliment and comment, yes, I must shake off the gloom and get back to my kind of normal, though it will be hard without Snuggles Kitty at my side, but I can do it, 'cause I am a survivor, blessings Constance
Date: 11/3/2024 9:04:00 AM
What fun Limerick writes. You have it cover until 1/1/2025. "Good Luck" Have a blessed day/week writing away.............
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Date: 11/3/2024 10:18:00 PM
Paula, thank you for the compliment and comment, actually the last one really happend, love Constance
Date: 11/3/2024 6:41:00 AM
Love your sense of humour Constance, a limerick feast good luck in the contest. Xx
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Date: 11/3/2024 10:19:00 PM
John, thank you for the compliment, as you know I am usually a serious writer, so I really have to dig deep to find my funny bone, blessings Constance
Date: 11/3/2024 5:22:00 AM
enjoyed, it sounds like memories too, something important for the mind, it is delicious to read and share, thanks poet
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Date: 11/3/2024 10:20:00 PM
Yann, thank you for the comment, and compliment, you are right they are from actual life memories, love Constance
Date: 11/3/2024 5:07:00 AM
what a fab fun string of limericks Constance, I do love it when you write funny poems as I am more used to your melancholy style:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 11/3/2024 10:22:00 PM
Jan, thank you for the complimet and comment, you know it takes a lot for serious writer me, to find my funny, love Constance
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