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BAD SANTA

Christmas Eve Santa went to a party
And got drunk on wine, beer and aged
 whisky
He slept all through Christmas day
To Mrs clause's dismay
Poor kids were left crying round a bare tree...
                   
 FROSTY'S DEMISE

Frosty was in a bit of a muddle
Started melting and knew there was trouble
Santa said "It's a great shame
And climate change is to blame"
The next day poor Frosty was a puddle...

  RIP SCROOGE

Scrooge caught an elf who was taken aback
Bound his hands and then put him in a sack
Watching was Jacob Marley
And he abhorred cruelty
So he gave Scrooge a fatal heart attack...

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Jennifer Proxenos Date: 2/2/2025 4:38:00 AM Poor Frosty, and he thought at first he would last. Well even a puddly experience is a lesson in life, although he will never get the chance to have another shot at being a snowman. Congrats on your win Tom. A fun and sad write, but all three great Limericks. Blessings, Jennifer. Hope your Christmas was happy and glad. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 2/2/2025 9:39:00 AM Thank you very much Jennifer, im happy you enjoyed them. Had a lovely Christmas and I hope you did too. Tom

Paula Goldsmith Date: 1/26/2025 9:39:00 AM Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute/fun Limerick writes again. 3 Great Pictures... Have a fun day/week with your win as you write away.................. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/26/2025 8:30:00 PM Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Paula, much appreciated. Hope you had a lovely weekend. Tom

Karen Jones Date: 1/26/2025 6:15:00 AM Back to say congratulations on your top win! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/26/2025 7:10:00 AM Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Karen, hope your weekend is going well. Tom

Tania Kitchin Date: 1/26/2025 5:19:00 AM Tom, congratulations on your first place win, your limerick set is creative and fun. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/26/2025 5:57:00 AM Thank you very much Tania, I'm happy you enjoyed them, they were fun to write. Thanks too for hosting the contest. Have a great weekend. Tom

Panagiota Romios Date: 1/9/2025 5:10:00 AM Tom, these tickle my toes! Pangiexx and…hope New Year bringsd you heallth and happiness.! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/9/2025 8:36:00 AM Thank you very much Pangie, I'm happy you enjoyed them. Wishing you the same. Tom

Paul Callus Date: 1/8/2025 3:15:00 PM The yr 2024 has definitely not been one to cheer about, and that is well reflected in these Christmas Limericks, Tom! May next Christmas bring more joy and peace to all. Regards // paul Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/8/2025 9:39:00 PM Thank you very much Paul, for them it certainly wasn't. Tom

Beryl Edmonds Date: 1/7/2025 10:09:00 AM Love the Limerick trio Tom, everyone a gem… Beryl Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/7/2025 10:25:00 AM Thank you very much Beryl, I'm pleased that you enjoyed them Hope you're both ok. More cold misery forecast - 8, tonight, glad I'm retired, Tom

Alesia Leach Date: 1/7/2025 7:56:00 AM These were great. I was always sad when Frosty melted. Good Luck in contest! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/7/2025 9:57:00 AM Thank you very much Aleisa, I'm happy you enjoyed them. Hope your new year is off to a good start. Tom

Deb M Date: 1/2/2025 6:16:00 PM Fun festive limericks Tom….tell me which photo is of you….1, 2 or 3?? I am putting my money on number 2…..its the pastey white english skin haha!! I am cheeky l know!! …..Debx Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/2/2025 10:18:00 PM Lol, thanks Deb, glad you enjoyed them, number two for sure I'm used to the cold, I struggle in the heat. Tom

Jim Slaughter Date: 1/2/2025 10:02:00 AM Hope these did well in the contest, Tom...they certainly brightened up my day. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/2/2025 10:27:00 AM Thank you very much Jim, I'm happy that you enjoyed them. Contest runs for another two weeks. Tom

Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/31/2024 8:12:00 AM Very entertaining my friend. Thanks for your visit Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/31/2024 8:40:00 AM Thank you Richard, you're welcome. Best wishes for 2025. Tom

Bj Legros Kelley Date: 12/29/2024 6:46:00 PM Poor Frosty! I remember our family was able to build a snowman in a rare Sonoran Desert snowfall when my kids were little. As Frosty melted, our daughter was in tears. That was so sad! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/29/2024 9:34:00 PM Oh no BJ, that must have been spectacular to see, seems climate change has been around a long time. Tom

John Read Date: 12/26/2024 2:09:00 AM Hi Tom, I hope you had a peaceful Christmas day God bless. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/26/2024 2:33:00 AM Thank you very much John, went to my daughters for the day and it's round two again today. Had a peaceful time, my partying days are over. Wishing you all the best for 2025. Tom

David Crandall Date: 12/23/2024 2:26:00 PM Poor Frosty! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/23/2024 8:33:00 PM I know, he had a very short life lol. Tom

Karen Jones Date: 12/23/2024 5:17:00 AM Fun limericks Tom! My favorite is the one about Frosty! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/23/2024 5:21:00 AM Thank you very much Karen I'm happy that you enjoyed them. Tom

Heidi Sands Date: 12/22/2024 2:41:00 PM Great Limericks Tom. You did well! Merry Christmas :) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/22/2024 8:05:00 PM Thank you very much Heidi, I'm pleased that you enjoyed them. Merry Christmas to you too. Tom

Ink Empress Date: 12/22/2024 2:05:00 AM Dear Tom thse are really cute limericks, and you always do them so well with creative rhymes and with great storylines! Youv delivered definitely limericks that would be entertaining for all readers! Hope holidays treat you well! Sending you light always Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/22/2024 2:49:00 AM Thank you very much IE, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. I hope you too are having a lovely weekend and enjoy your week ahead. Tom

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/21/2024 7:31:00 PM You did great with this challenge. Funny lims! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2024 8:47:00 PM Thank you very much Andrea, glad you enjoyed them. Have a lovely Christmas. Tom

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/21/2024 7:25:00 AM Wow! Plots fit for episodes in a tv series, Tom! Janice Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2024 7:40:00 AM Lol, thank you Janice, I'm pleased that you enjoyed them. Merry Christmas. Tom

Besma Riabi Dziri Date: 12/21/2024 4:27:00 AM A mix of sorrow and happiness! The very echo of Life! Always you amaze with your poetry, dear Tom! And a special flair for Limericks! You are a true wordsmith and goldsmith in the world of poetry! An immense pleasure to read you! So much enjoyed your wonderful Limericks! Merry Christmas to you and to your loved ones.. My deepest regards and blessings. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2024 5:18:00 AM Thank you very much Besma, sadly life is like that sometimes, have a lovely weekend. Tom

Valsa George Date: 12/20/2024 9:51:00 PM Dear Tom, your limericks indeed put a broad smile on my face. Frosty's demise is sad, though the best. Your pictures too are great. Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2024 11:10:00 PM Thank you very much Valsa, I'm happy that you enjoyed them. Frostys hoping for a miracle, a big freeze will sort him out lol. Wishing you too and your family a very happy Christmas and good health and happiness in 2025. Tom

Susan Ashley Date: 12/20/2024 12:57:00 PM Dear Tom, you had me giggling with each limerick! A great set of humorous lims highlighting the dark side of Christmas! Though there may be coal in stockings everywhere (bad Santa!), but little morsels of life lessons are tucked in there too. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas, my poet friend.. ~Susan Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2024 1:01:00 PM Thank you very much Susan I'm happy you enjoyed the humour I always think of others at this time, I know Christmas for many won't be a happy one. Hope you have a lovely Christmas and a very happy new year. Tom

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/20/2024 6:29:00 AM A cruel Christmas! LOL Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2024 6:30:00 AM Lol you're right Kim, Christmas cheer is on short supply. Tom

Regina Elliott Date: 12/20/2024 3:47:00 AM A funny Yuletide limerick medley, Tom. My very best wishes for the limerick contest. A wonderful holiday to you and your family, keep well! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2024 4:16:00 AM Thank you very much Regina, I'm happy you enjoyed them, wishing you too a wonderful time. Tom

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/19/2024 12:21:00 PM Reads like a good contender for the contest. Way to go. Some great ideas mixed in there. Sara K Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/19/2024 12:50:00 PM Thank you very much Sara, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

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