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Holiday fun limerick Contest Sponsored By Tania Kitchin 7/1/25

 

Holiday Fun

Poor Frosty snowman kids can't cuddle His carrot nose sits in a puddle Guess it's global warming Winter's not conforming Our seasons are in a right muddle A randy elf whose name is Delph Loved nookie with elf on the shelf But Delph got quite riled By June she's 'with child' And produced a tiny wee elf Old Rudolph said, "I need to 'go'" But Santa's late so he says, "No" Rudolph can't hold his pee And it is clear to see The outcome was bright yellow snow!
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Goldsmith Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your Fun "Holiday Fun" Limerick writes. Three Great Pictures you have here. Have a fun day/week with your win as you write away..................
Kitchin Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your fun and hilarious limerick set.
Beaufort Avatar
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jan, funny indeed...a threesome of seriousness and jest. You do this so well!! Smiles!!
Ashley Avatar
January 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Dear Jan, your holiday humor is on full display with this set of witty limericks. The imagery of “Delph loved nookie with elf on the shelf” had me in stitches :)) Loved this amusing lim trio. Warmest.. ~Susan
Martin Avatar
January 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This made me laugh so hard I nearly peed my own Rudolph pee! Warmest winter wishes, Terrell
Dietrich Avatar
January 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
A trio of your cute humor. So where is dumpster fire?
Cunningham Avatar
January 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Lol, you're on a roll Jan, good luck in the contest, hope you're keeping warm brrr. Tom
Tor Avatar
January 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yes Jan the old yellow snow. My dog Tavi G reminds me everyday when I walk him in the snow. This brought a smile to my face thanks for the smile... God bless you...
Rodrigues Avatar
January 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bright yellow snow…oh my my…
Andresen Avatar
January 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
- ... it becomes more common as you get older, Jan - cold can give ... an overactive bladder ... poor Old Rudolph ... :))) - (Yellow snow ... gave me p.o.t.d. yesterday :))) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs
Allison Avatar
January 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hi Anne-Lise I will drop by I've not been around on soup for about 4 days. Hope all is well with you:-) hugs Jan xx
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