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Holiday fun limerick Contest Sponsored By Tania Kitchin 7/1/25

 

Poor Frosty snowman kids can't cuddle His carrot nose sits in a puddle Guess it's global warming Winter's not conforming Our seasons are in a right muddle A randy elf whose name is Delph Loved nookie with elf on the shelf But Delph got quite riled By June she's 'with child' And produced a tiny wee elf Old Rudolph said, "I need to 'go'" But Santa's late so he says, "No" Rudolph can't hold his pee And it is clear to see The outcome was bright yellow snow!

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Date: 1/26/2025 9:34:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your Fun "Holiday Fun" Limerick writes. Three Great Pictures you have here. Have a fun day/week with your win as you write away..................
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Date: 1/26/2025 4:51:00 AM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your fun and hilarious limerick set.
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Date: 1/21/2025 2:29:00 PM
Jan, funny indeed...a threesome of seriousness and jest. You do this so well!! Smiles!!
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Date: 1/11/2025 6:36:00 PM
Dear Jan, your holiday humor is on full display with this set of witty limericks. The imagery of “Delph loved nookie with elf on the shelf” had me in stitches :)) Loved this amusing lim trio. Warmest.. ~Susan
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Date: 1/11/2025 11:49:00 AM
This made me laugh so hard I nearly peed my own Rudolph pee! Warmest winter wishes, Terrell
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Date: 1/11/2025 9:14:00 AM
A trio of your cute humor. So where is dumpster fire?
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Date: 1/8/2025 12:03:00 PM
Lol, you're on a roll Jan, good luck in the contest, hope you're keeping warm brrr. Tom
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Date: 1/7/2025 4:42:00 PM
Yes Jan the old yellow snow. My dog Tavi G reminds me everyday when I walk him in the snow. This brought a smile to my face thanks for the smile... God bless you...
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Date: 1/7/2025 3:36:00 PM
Bright yellow snow…oh my my…
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Date: 1/7/2025 1:08:00 PM
- ... it becomes more common as you get older, Jan - cold can give ... an overactive bladder ... poor Old Rudolph ... :))) - (Yellow snow ... gave me p.o.t.d. yesterday :))) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs
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Date: 1/7/2025 1:11:00 PM
Hi Anne-Lise I will drop by I've not been around on soup for about 4 days. Hope all is well with you:-) hugs Jan xx

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