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An Irish themed limerick poetry contest - sponsored by Tania Kitchin. 03/22/25

I wonder what he would wish for!!! Just askin for a friend!!

Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poem

An Irishman with a small willy
Was hoping for nookie with Milly
Said, "I'll still make you squirm
with my tiny lil worm"
But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"

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Suzanne Delaney

April 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM

You are the Queen-of Bawdy dear, Jan. Thanks for making me laugh. Congrats on your top win.

Duke Beaufort

April 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM

Jan, you're making me laugh consistently!!! This is a good thing since it elevates the mood. The elevation of other things can wait a while. Smiles!!

Markus Jay

March 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM

was rolling around with laughter reading this one

Crystol Woods

March 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM

Bawdy all right! Lol congrats xo

Terry Miller

March 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM

Back with congratulations

Jan Allison

March 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM

Thanks so much Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Jim Healey

March 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM

Ah, a quintessential bawdy limerick from the master herself! I would expect nothing less! Congratulations, Jan. Cheers from Canada. Jim

Jan Allison

March 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM

aww thanks Jim if i was doing another humour book I would have included this one - but 2 is enough for me! hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

March 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM

Up to your usual, I see. LOL Jan. Congratulations! :)

Jan Allison

March 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM

You know me well Linda Alice lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

March 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM

Jan, a hilarious limerick, congratulations on your first place win.

Jan Allison

March 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM

Thanks so much Tania, I'm thrilled to place in your contest:-) hugs jan xx

Karen Jones

March 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM

Hahahaha love it! Congratulations on your win!

Jan Allison

March 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM

thanks Karen., if you ever want to run a limerick past me before you post it i will check it for you xx hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

March 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM

Congratulations Jan, that pot of gold won’t be much good, if the Eh'em Irishman (not me of course) hasn’t got the (family jewels) to back it up with lol, Great Win Cheers David

Jan Allison

March 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM

lol thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

March 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM

Ha ha ha, good one

Jan Allison

March 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM

thanks my friend i thought you would like this one lol:-) hugs jan x

John Read

March 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM

Not only was his willy small,, the Irishman only had one ball, it wasn't much fun, only having one plum, in the nude he felt such a fool.

Jan Allison

March 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM

John your limerick style comments are always hilarious - subliminal message do a book with beryl! hugs jan xx

Jerry Brotherton

March 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM

Girl, you so naughty. What a perfect limerick to start my day.

Jan Allison

March 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM

noooo I'm not naughty its an illusion lol:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Miller

March 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM

Too funny, and bawdy, GL in the contest

Jan Allison

March 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM

Thanks Terry! hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

March 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM

The wish was granted and he became oversized.

Jan Allison

March 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM

I guess lots of ill endowed fella's will be seeking THAT crock of gold Victor lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

March 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM

AH, the curse...."BIG DRINK...LITTLE DINK....

Jan Allison

March 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM

ha ha ha thanks John! hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

March 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM

exactly what i needed today, jan! thank you!!!

Jan Allison

March 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM

Thanks Ilene, i just try and raise a smile ! hugs Jan x

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM

- :))) ... J ... A ... N ... A ... L ... L ... I ...S ... O ... N ... :)))

Jan Allison

March 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM

lol A ..N...N...E - L...I...S...E xxxx

CayCay Godwin

March 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM

Oh, my gosh, let us lie in an Irish gutter together. Please, please read my Irish limerick that I thought was bawdy until I read yours containing the n word, nookie. WE are two perverted cookies, yes? CayCay

Jan Allison

March 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM

lol CayCay, you know my naughty sense of humour from when i first started lol - i will never stop trying to make folk smile and forget their troubles for a while with my silly poems, but i do write the odd serious one too:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Ashley

March 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM

Dear Jan, before I even got to your bawdy limerick, I was savoring the giggles I had at the creative and witty wordplay of your title. Of course your lim was lots of naughty fun too! Ingenious hilarity my dear friend. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Susan Ashley

March 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM

Agreed!! ;)

Jan Allison

March 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM

Thanks Susan I think its my favourite title EVER - using fallacy just wouldnt have had the same impact! hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

March 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM

Jan... Jan... Jan... You claim 'bawdy' but Limerick purity in form and rhyme it's sublime.

Jan Allison

March 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM

thanks Lin - I always give a bawdy warning when the poem is a little naughty - as yet there are no comments from men ... i wonder why lol:-) hugs Jan xx