Kumquat Poems - Poems about Kumquat

Fate decreed sexting or texting while married abominable

...Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable

Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the ...

poetry gruel23-,':

..."poetry gruel" or "Oliver's Twist"


Rights of passage of
Writes of asses of 
Passing unseen 
Censors and
Seen that 

Kumquat cum
Ming and it felt
Like something 
Something that 
Felt so...

Hey Diddle Diddle

...Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,

The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed a little, and found the fid...

Kumquat

...Rush to my house I have kumquats, you said
They're ripe, moist and sweet, I'm right here in bed
An eager beaver, I raced
But my high hopes were misplaced
Your spouse was eating your kumquat inste...

Unplugged Slug

...An orange Tesla that was bought by Scott
Ran out of go juice right there on the spot
Then was quickly passed
By a Pacer, gassed
And AMC car shaped like a kumquat...

Inevitable Death Defines Afterlife Trois

...Inevitable death defines afterlife - trois

So all I ask, would be
inviting, offering, and ushering me to 
top secret cygnet committee
to give this average sized 
chapped sticky man
spinning t...

Keepsake

...Over the ken, a mistake with no karma.
Crawling down the footpath, intense drama.
Out through the castle's crack in the wall.
We're coming down to the creek's squall.

Here's a mi...

50 Words For Poe: Strangelove

...
"50 Words for Poe: Strangelove"


Strangelove was waiting  
in Holdnerness
He was anticipating 
with a certain glee 
The “Arrival” of 
Ms Bon Vivant, her sharpness
and sharing conve...

The Perfect Omelet

...The Perfect Omelet  

I think I'd like an omelet
so please find me a giant pot,
a half a dozen fresh kumquat
and don't forget the cheese.

Add a jar of jumping fleas,
2 cans of fancy black-ey...

Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

...(cuz ma life iz such a drag...
this toke kin “FAKE” hemp  
pyre aye roll out to you dear reader).

As a double jointed mathematical abbot 
and amateur chemist 
   specializing in cannabinoids
...

Home

...In the land someone forgot
I found my Camelot
On a cal-de- sac on a corner lot
In a tree filled plot.
It's my beauty spot.
Probably to a lot
It doesn't look all that hot
Even with blooming for...

Snapdragons and Dandy Lions - Part 1

...
"Snapdragons and Dandy Lions (Part 1)"


“Don’t move,” she smiled gently,
“stay there, stop fidgeting, let me put these in your hair”,
I was sitting cross-legged 
on the lush green blu...

You Can Never Dance a Tango With a Mango

...You Can Never Dance A Tango With A Mango


     You can never dance a Tango With a Mango

     And the Damson is a drama in the Jive.

     And the Grapefruit you can bet

     Has not done ...

At Mercy To the Feline

...I have a habit of constricting words 
with a bitten tongue, chewing up & spitting out 
the debris of lost opportunities. 
Only to be left with a kumquat discontent. 
Her beauty wrapped her identi...

Annoyances

...Annoyances 


One of the first things to go is that
never appreciated tactile proficiency.
The ability to find the car keys in an
overstuffed bag.  Close your eyes.  Tell
me if it’s a raisin o...

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