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Short Kumquat Poems

Short Kumquat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kumquat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kumquat by length and keyword.


Premium Member Unplugged Slug
An orange Tesla that was bought by Scott
Ran out of go juice right there on the spot
Then was quickly passed
By a Pacer, gassed
And AMC car shaped like a kumquat...

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Categories: kumquat, car, fruit,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Kumquat
Rush to my house I have kumquats, you said
They're ripe, moist and sweet, I'm right here in bed
An eager beaver, I raced
But my high hopes were misplaced
Your spouse was eating your kumquat instead...

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Categories: kumquat, fruit, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member You Can Never Dance a Tango With a Mango
You Can Never Dance A Tango With A Mango


     You can never dance a Tango With a Mango

     And the Damson is a drama in the Jive.

     And the Grapefruit you can bet

     Has not done the Rhumba yet

     And that a Kumquat does the Foxtrot

     Is entirely false.

     The Samba when in season can be entirely pleasin’

     But the Mango cannot Tango or dance the Waltz.


    10/19/17

    For 'Daft' contest by Kevin Shaw...

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Categories: kumquat, dance, fruit, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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